Sam Leitch Loyal

Does anyone have a link for Off The Ball?

Do you mean all those humpings I've been giving my secretary for working late could land me in the pokey?

Weer Everton not supposed to play in a friendly at Castle Greyskull pre-season as part of the Jelavic transfer agreement?

Be still, my beating heart. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

The Torygraph reckons that Club 12's - sorry, Dundee's - opening league match at Killie could well be postponed if the SPL share isn't transferred over in time. Seems Chuckie might be using this as leverage against sanctions.

It's for "security reasons". The game at Kelty Hearts has been made all-ticket.

Shamelessly nicked from this morning's Herald: TROUBLE at the Tour de France at the weekend where saboteurs left nails on the road, leading to over a dozen riders suffering falls and punctures. A punning sports fan phones to tell us: "The winner that day, Luis Leon Sanchez, will wear a Rangers jersey instead of the yellow jersey in recognition of his tacks avoidance."

For those who like Enrico Annoni's avatar take a trip to the NSFW forum.

Wed, Jun 29, 2012 TweetSEASON TICKET UPDATE The Club is disappointed it has been unable to provide season ticket holders with clarity on the arrangements for season ticket renewals. As you are aware, there is a meeting tomorrow with the SFL board and member clubs to discuss which division Rangers will play in next season.Following that meeting we hope to be in a position to provide greater clarity on season ticket renewals, pricing and payment processes - which will be communicated directly to season ticket holders. The Club would like to thank season ticket holders once again for their patience during this difficult period.

There's Charlie on the pitch! He thinks it's all over!!! It is now.

Yous? No such word. Anyway, Third Division Liquidation Forum for this pish.

Sorted.

Sportsound at 18:10, MW only.

Aye, there's nothing like a good up-skirt on the stairs and escalators.

Photies or we don't believe you.

Is this one of them?

b*****d. They might have left ye a full one.

We are not quislings! The Jags are good guys

In Feegie it's more likely to be the Greggs Bosun.

"Stagmaster" is a girlie schooly? Is this Thailand?

I'm told that the Daily Rancid has "named" Thistle as being among the quislings. The BoD must issue a clear statement now: if fans believe the rag it could have a drastic effect on the club. Unless, of course, it is true.

THEY don't do walking away.

Before the flood of enquiries begins, HERE IS THE LINK TO OTB: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_scotland

Thought I smelled something rotten. By-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have a cunning plan, m'lord. Sky "need" four bigot-fests per season, right? So why not parachute Shellick to SFL 3, move Dunfermline & Dundee into SPL, problem solved. Simples.