Vacamion
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GET AAHTA MY PAHB...It's brilliant
The Windsors are like an endless Eastenders Christmas day episode
...licly funded civil list.
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Impressive "Mascot Observing Remembrance Silence" pre-game as that Ayr Panda stood with bowed head as the flags were lowered.
It went downhill from there. It could have been 5 or 6 by half time.
I will never understand why people think that booing and screaming abuse at your own players will ever, ever help matters.
Strangely, Harkins came on and played like Messi. The slower, fatter Messi. Actually quite impressive.
When Thistle attacked in the last 15 mins, you had to wonder where all that desire had been for the first 75 minutes.
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I would like to apologise after the fact and upon reflection for typing "car bumber".
Freud would have a fvcking field day...
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As you all know, I'm a yes voter.
I always hear 'there's only one poll that matters...' and variations of that.
Are we to believe that it is possible that every pollster could have got this spectacularly wrong and yes has a chance?
I keep hearing that, but surely 70 or so polls can't be wrong.
Didn't you know that all the pollsters are working hand in hand with London Tories / UKIP / MI5 / a Celeb Peado Ring / Dick Cheney to cook the referendum poll books, and that actually, as indicated by the far more scientific "car bumber sticker and doorstep in Dundee index", Yes is on course win by a street?
As a No Voter I think Yes still has a chance, but a small one only.
If the First Minister has Mr Darling on the ropes and damages him substantially during the BBC debate, I can imagine that the polls will narrow significantly.
You never know what's around the corner.
I still think that it would take some major scandal or event to turn it around, though.
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Hand in your modem and quit the Internet please.
Modem? MODEM??? Is it a 56K modem that you plug into your curly phone line whilst typing documents in Wordperfect?
People say "Router" these days...
Anyway, I just wanted to moan about these bloody "100 Happy Days" and "5 good things today" posts that the young mummies on my timeline seem to enjoy sharing.
They really should be called "I'm crying on the inside. Here's some stuff I did today that prevented me from taking my own life".
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Well its nice to see a load of No voters treating this like a football match - and acting like total knobs.
Back in the day I shared a flat with a Rangers fan who used to 'follow' the Tories simply because he was a Norn Irish unionist. He would 'celebrate' a rousing performance from William Hague (or whoever the f**k it was at the time) at PMQs as if it was an Old Firm victory. It was pathetic.
As is this (and before the whataboutery is thrown in my face - there are indeed plenty of Yes voters who did (and would do again) the same when things were going their way).
Anyone suggesting that it is over is getting ahead of themselves.
There is always something that could come in from leftfield.
What if Darling fluffs his lines in debate #2 and the FM pulverises him ? What if someone produced a recording of Cameron and Osbourne at a party years ago moaning about "Bloody Jocks"?
It aint over til 19/9/14
That said, Yes supporters (not yourself, I concede) who chuck around terms for No Voters like Britnats, the BCC, Nawbags, Quislings, Shitebags, Cowards and the like can't reasonably complain about the tone of the debate, even if two wrongs don't make a right.
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, will compensate you by sprouting hair from your nose, ears and eyebrows.
Enjoy!
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Made me think of this guy.
So my wife's colleague was a fan of the IT crowd and no one called him out on it.... sweet, he must have been on the wind up.
I'm going to a team meeting in Windermere later this week. That's right, fuckin Windermere. This isn't business speak per se (percy) but does any other c**t get "fun" enforced on them. We've got a treasure hunt on the agenda starting after dinner at 8pm. f**k THAT!
What ever happened to a good old fashioned free bar and excessive alcohol intake until the small hours? Now THAT is fun.
Sigh.
About ten years ago I went to a management team meeting in Coventry or somewhere and we (a group of 8 men, all over 30, some were over 40) were led out into the carpark and stood in circle where we threw a bean bag around to our colleagues, the recipient had to name a "business blocker" then throw the bag on to the next victim... I recall that we were all a bit embarrassed by it and some of the guys dropped the bag.
[ETA - sorting out who was over 30 and 40]
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I really enjoyed that.
Well done both teams for putting on a show and congratulations Saints.
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I'm not sure if this makes me a helpless cynic, I try not to be, but there's something a bit creepy about this. Are people really this cuddly with each other? Am I just dead inside?
You're dead inside.
The rest of us are hugging the fvck out each other all day every day.
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Just logged onto FB and found this.
Good friggin grief...
As a species, we are doomed.
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Haven't kept up with the thread, so apologies if already added, but the invented adjective "Customer-centric" really sandpapers my gonads.
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Today's treat in a meeting down South was our "drive to minimise failure demand" - ie "let's all try to stop fvcking things up".
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My wife was in a meeting where someone with fallopian tubes for ears suggested
"Let's put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later"
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When did everyone stop using "Thanks" or even "Yours sincerely" at the end of e-mails and start putting "Kind Regards", even when they don't know and have never met the recipient?
I hate "Kind Regards".
My boss has started using "data mining" as a synonym for "had a brief look at a spreadsheet"...
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To anybody who ever says:
There's no "I" in "team"
Try to respond whilst pointing at them:
But there IS a "U" in "cvnt".
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First Minister on the BBC this morning suggesting that Yes has 45% in the latest polls.
He didn't elaborate on where that assertion came from and Andrew Marr was too busy giving him an easy time of it to enquire further.
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How about a lift from Tracie Andrews?
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I always thought it was unfair that all the serial killers were men and a fair proportion of these ended up with nutcase women writing unsolicted declarations of love and admiration to them and occasionally ended up marrying them in their secure unit, or wherever.
Myra was before my time and Rose West is a tad too old for me - time to get cracking with a "Dear Joanne" scented pink letter...
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Why oh why oh why can't lesbians look like they do in porn videos?
We want sexually generous blonde women with hourglass figures, nae pubes and excessive make-up, who would invite any passing bloke to join in...
Someone should tell these masculine looking, dungaree-wearing harridans to do one, IMO.
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Too chubby to take shirt off, IMO...
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A friend of my parents was called "back gate Howard".
When I was a child, I asked why all the adults called him this and my Dad told me he liked looking at people over back gates.
Now I am an adut and I reflect on this... Ewwwwwwwwww
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If Farage and UKIP make legalising the weed a policy, they will romp to victory.
Even in Scotland.
Do it Nige...
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Worst places I have been to are Rigside, Whitecross and Tarbrax. God knows why anyone would stay in any of them.
Spot on.
A Glasgow based lawyer representing a client from Rigside once warned me to be careful when visiting his client because "they eat their own weans up there".
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Alex Salmond.
in The Politics Forum
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Allapuh?
Sounds a bit like "Whalloper".