RadgerTheBadger

I just had a strawberry jam sandwhich

I could do with a bigger ladle

The Grass is Greener shags his maw

The Grass Is Greener is a chicken fucker

@thegrassisgreener is a hamster molester

The Grass Is Greener pokey bum wanks to  Nina Simone vids on YouTube 

The Grass Is Greener is a VL

The Grass Is Greener and Bairnardo up a tree

C U Double-D L I N G(because they’re VLs)

Veeeeeeeeee Ellllllllllllllll

Yeah I’m still here sweetheart, I see you checking me out every couple of hours