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  1. Monster
    Despite the hysterics from supporters of the now-defunct rangers and the SFA obliging their every whim with a pathetic four match ban, Michael Moffat has now scored TWENTY FOUR goals this season.
  2. Monster
    He could start talking to them.....
  3. Monster
    Dertz today. Which trainers to wear......hmmmm......
  4. Monster
    I'm just relieved they stopped short of making it aztec print with a combat design pocket and in vest form. What's wrong with the red with blue trim we had for the 1986 world cup? Great away kit because it was simple and classic.
  5. Monster
    The new Scotland top. Looks like it was designed by some puddle drinker from Geordie Shore or something. Horrendous.
  6. Monster
    Buffy.
  7. Monster
    Tickets to see Paul Heaton in Glasgow.
  8. Monster
    Trains that don't understand the Railtrack Code. Honestly nearly lost my legs underneath the fucking thing. Thinking of suing the driver.
  9. Monster
    I'm not bothered about the murder, but she used the word "willingfully" when talking about extradition on the news this morning. I'd execute the tart for that alone.
  10. Monster
    Hush boy, or I'll wear you like a jacket.
  11. Monster
    He said: "IT'S SHOCKING THE WAY PEOPLE GET CRAMMED ON LIKE JEWS". Not at all anti-semitic, obviously.
  12. Monster
    Try lube.
  13. Monster
    I may have the chance to get hold of a pair of Stockholm.
  14. Monster

    Trainers!!!

    1. oi oi darlin'

      oi oi darlin'

      boat shoes

  15. Monster
    Winning bidders on e-bay who don't pay. You can get e-bay to chase them, but if they don't answer e-mails or phone calls..... Best I will get is for e-bay to cancel their commission and then I have to get on with re-selling. Petty, but annoying.
  16. Monster
    Give it up, he's a better WUM than Stuart Dickson. No human could actually be that ignorant.
  17. Monster
    Got a pair arriving tomorrow.
  18. Monster
    Injury time goals that win you your coupon. Cheers Ipswich Town.
  19. Monster
    I'm going for a pint. Oh, and I have aquired a new pair of trainers. Life isn't bad.
  20. Monster
    What makes you think a bitter halfwit like that gets invited to any parties?
  21. Monster
    Jang Song Thaek was apparently dead scared of being fed to the dogs.
  22. Monster
    Want to get some beer for the darts later and it's howling a gale and pishing it down. Most inconvenient. At this rate I might have to actually put on a jacket.
  23. Monster
    You've clearly never heard 'Another Rubbish Christmas' by the magnificent Beef and the Bear.
  24. Monster
    Yeah, write me a song or something.
  25. Monster
    I'm the 42nd most influential poster in p and b history. Finally some validation from this painful and damaging journey we call LIFE.
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