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  1. Cerberus
    @throbber slam.
  2. Cerberus
    It'd be fairly amusing if Jack now has a disaster of a start to the season and the Mirren fans want him punted by Christmas.
  3. Cerberus
    The teams in that midsection of the Italian league are utter no marks. The English Championship is better than that. Would signing a 35 year old free transfer from Preston or Wolves get the **** creaming their pants? No. They would not be creamy at all.
  4. Cerberus
    Hey DJ, can you introduce me to your sister?
  5. Cerberus
    ...my brother. He lost a third of his body in a motorcycle accident. The middle third. But they sutured the hell out of him. He's fine now. Much shorter, but a good-looking, young, flat man.
  6. Cerberus
    Labour - SNP coalition. Head's gone all over the shop.
  7. Cerberus
    Decent sources- The Daily Record, Dave King and Super Score Board. Bad sources- Everyone else
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    He must be serious. He's quoting the well know philosopher Boltair.
  10. Cerberus
    Still better than a humous marriage.
  11. Cerberus
    Surely not. He refused Dundee permission to speak to Ross and that was the end of it as far as he was concerned.
  12. Cerberus
    I wouldn't say Alves is the greatest defender the game has ever known but I would probably say he as good as Bonucci or Sergio Ramos.
  13. Cerberus
    I wouldn't go out with a midget but I would shag her, if that answers your question.
  14. Cerberus
    What's the statement of intent? Is he going to win the league for Rangers?
  15. Cerberus
    Isn't short sighted planning what McCoist got criticised for? Handing old dudes high salaries rather than progressively building up a good squad. Alves might be good but when you've still got Danny Wilson and Lee Wallace it takes the shine off it.
  16. Cerberus
    Fucking hell. That's too far.
  17. Cerberus
    Her belly is pretty low as well. Obesity, am a rite.
  18. Cerberus
    Good. Fat c**t needs the exercise.
  19. Cerberus
    Look at Alves' tan. He's middle aged. He's had a good career. He wants the slow Mediterranean life. No way will he be up for a half time cuppa tea and 2 jammy dodgers after taking a few flying elbows on a freezing October night in Perth. Decent potential for head's gone I'd say.
  20. Cerberus
    Resignation incoming.
  21. Cerberus
    He karate kicked Harry Kane in the head. I like him.
  22. Cerberus
    This has decent potential for some head's gone.
  23. Cerberus
    I wouldn't want Ross until he proved himself. He's done f**k all at the moment. Maybe if St Mirren are top of the league then I'd consider him.
  24. Cerberus
    'member when Dundee United hosed us 3-1 in the LC and Willo Flood scored?
  25. Cerberus
    He'd be worse than Azeez.
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