Cerberus

I'd put my snake in her other hole.

He'll be shite but he literally will not be as shite as Imrie.

The flute that Captain Picard played, first in his imagination, and then in real life, in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Darth Vaper?

A food processor?

Read this post again. It'll knock you right out.

Vacuum cleaner.

Ma cock smells like your maw's shite.

It's not an everyday item?

He doesn't care either way. He's just there to get rich. Don't believe his push. Anyway, vote postponed. He was probably going to lose heavily. It's a good day.

Trump has said he will wash his hands on the matter if it doesn't pass. He can't lose. Even if it doesn't pass he can say he tried to help, blame "the swamp" and go back to playing golf.

DI Bruce said wallet on the last page. Am I the only one that hasn't blocked him?

I've been made redundant a couple of times and it is a c**t of a thing. I hope you get something else soon.

It could be worse. You could be at work.

A woman had been taking golf lessons when just as she began her first solo game she was stung by a bee. The pain was so intense that she couldn't continue and decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention. Her golf coach saw her entering the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so soon? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," she answered. "Where?," he asked. "Between the first and second holes," she replied. He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Your stance is too wide."

Fucking hell. The farmers were all Brexited out their nuts. I hope they all get fucked over. c***s.

A luggage tag?

It's TV. It's all staged to f**k.

The top of a cat scratching post?

Ball of string.

Klos > Goram. Goram was only good because there was 2 of him.

A gold plated dildo.

At least it rules out Harry Clarke. The only thing that fat mess could stab is a a steak bake.

Yer maw?

What's this word meant to be?