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  1. Cerberus
    What's this word meant to be?
  2. Cerberus
    Where is it?
  3. Cerberus
    It wasn't massively ground breaking and there were some obvious plot holes but I liked it. It was atmospheric, the acting was pretty good and the music was first class.
  4. Cerberus
    You need it if you're commuting to Australia.
  5. Cerberus
    When my dog gets diarrhea she sometimes has little bits of runny shite left on her arse after she's taken a dump. She had it this morning without me noticing and she has managed to wipe it on my shirt when she jumped up on my lap. I'm now at work and my shirt has dog shit on it.
  6. Cerberus
    If you can't find something to w**k about over day time TV shows like Bargain Hunt then you are OFTW.
  7. Cerberus
    Don't do it. Think of all the Bargain Hunt episodes and wanking time you'll miss.
  8. Cerberus
    Bawbag is horrific "wha's like us" patter.
  9. Cerberus
    Is that not alcoholics drink? The only good thing about PBR is that it's cheaper than water. It does not taste good.
  10. Cerberus
    Knightswood Dear?
  11. Cerberus
    He was part of the Winchester flower-arranging team that beat Harrow by twelve sore bottoms to one!
  12. Cerberus
    Just jam! Nothing else? Can we at least use the jam in pastries if they sound Brexity like Roulade Britannia.
  13. Cerberus
    And how small their cock is.
  14. Cerberus
    A curtain?
  15. Cerberus
    Good bunch of lads.
  16. Cerberus
    Grace Slick in her day was sexier than Taylor Swift. A guid Palo Alto lass as well.
  17. Cerberus
    Yeah we'll definitely go catch some pussy.
  18. Cerberus
    I hate housework. Do you want to come round to mine?
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  20. Cerberus
    Being such a left field candidate for President I wouldn't be surprised if GCHQ did spy or monitor him. Just like I wouldn't be surprised if they also spied on Nicola Sturgeon or Alex Salmond. It makes sense. Throwing out accusations about it makes you look like a tin foil hat wearer though. Having to then retract it makes you look like a total fud.
  21. Cerberus
    The hob on an electric oven.
  22. Cerberus
    Why are you writing it out like a fucking caveman? Get that in Excel or something.
  23. Cerberus
    Anal is a gay way to shag a burd.
  24. Cerberus
    Tech, movies, fruit, porn. Admit it, you guys would miss Cali.
  25. Cerberus
    Interest rates are up, unemployment is down, and the economy is doing well. Trump will probably been a single term president. As long as he doesn't wreck the economy or start world war 3 I don't really care what he does on a personal level.
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