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  1. Cerberus
    A basketball player's eye pops out during game. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2712608/basketball-player-akil-mitchells-eye-pops-out-socket-video/ You nasty.
  2. Cerberus
    How about The High School of Glasgow? It was founded in 1124. 650 years before America existed.
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    Amoo has no real pace, he can't beat anyone and his crossing is shite. I can see him signing for Kilmarnock.
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    Talking of Uber. Tostitos are releasing a bag of tottie crisps that if you breathe into will tell you if you have had to much to drink, and will request you an Uber. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/tostitos-bag-detects-alcohol-can-request-an-uber-for-you My own sobriety test is if I have talked to at least 2 munters then I'm too pished to drive.
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    2 minutes to get pished. Lightweight.
  6. Cerberus
    Woman takes out her tampon to throw at a cop. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2017/01/26/florida-woman-accused-of-throwing-tampon-at-cop/
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    Well that's me convinced. The parallels with Germany in the 1930s are uncanny. When is the invasion of Poland?
  8. Cerberus
    Everyone I don't like is Hitler.
  9. Cerberus
    I stayed in a hotel in the Lake District which on arrival I found out had no wifi and the 3G signal was too poor to get Internet. It was fully one of these- It was a rough week. How do people with no internet look stuff up?
  10. Cerberus
    Danger like kiddy stuff?
  11. Cerberus
    He did a job for us, he got his big move and we can now sign someone else. Win-win-win.
  12. Cerberus
    I wonder if Erwin is part of the Lindsay deal. If all Erwin needs is regular game time and dressing room #bantz then we should be a good club for him. He'll probably go to Killie now.
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    A Greggs Roll on Sausage is pretty good. Mostly 'cause they put 3 bangers between the baps. There's nothing worse than massive baps with a tiny bit of meat.
  14. Cerberus
    I have an interview in an hour and I'm shitting it. Please tell me I'm not about to have a verbal cucumber insert in my bottom.
  15. Cerberus
    That's a good move for Gordon. He was pretty shite but I don't think we ever saw the best of him.
  16. Cerberus
    Was it good?
  17. Cerberus
    LA is being washed in the tears of 750k people.
  18. Cerberus
    Trump has fulfilled his promise and withdrawn the US from the TPP which is good news. He should stop the TTIP negotiations as well.
  19. Cerberus
    They wrote it so it looks like she was made to leave for being anti-Trump rather than just being totally obnoxious.
  20. Cerberus
    Fox News has twisted that. She didn't get kicked off the plane for berating a Trump supporter. She get kicked off the plane for causing a scene.
  21. Cerberus
    This gorgeous lassie started at work. She was asking me about my accent as she her dad is half Scottish, half Japanese and her mum is Mexican. I don't know what sort of genetic combination that is but she is ridiculously good looking and with being that mixed she should live until she's at least 100.
  22. Cerberus
    I'm all for people exercising their First amendment rights and as much as Trump threatens woman's rights IN THE US lets not kid ourselves that the protesters are ethical, virtuous human beings. They will go back to work on Monday and human rights violations in places like Aleppo will go back to being ignored. Why do people in the UK care more about a woman's rights in the US than a woman's rights in India?
  23. Cerberus
    So they'll look good on Facebook.
  24. Cerberus
    Jeezo. Immigrants right?
  25. Cerberus
    Is Harambe Legion another Swampy alias?
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