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  1. Cerberus
    Did these boots look anything like these?
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    I was getting a haircut by an well endowed lady and her constantly rubbing her tits on me as she cut my hair gave me an idea that a cross between Hooters and a barber would be success. I also got a bit of a semi. That's a million pound idea right there. Free to anyone that wants it.
  3. Cerberus
    That's all you need to do to get a First at Paisley University. #amiritefolks
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    As much as time off sounds great, it gets old quickly. Daytime TV is pish and there's f**k all to do.
  6. Cerberus
    Minter.
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    I can't believe I clicked on that. "Absolutely thick as f**k and obsessed with Rangers" should be the slogan of the Daily Record.
  9. Cerberus
    This is a conundrum that has plagued mankind for centuries. How do you get a decent swatch without getting caught?
  10. Cerberus
    Anyway Happy MLK Day. I hope people have a good day off courtesy of the big man.
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    I used to drive off when about 1 1/2 inches of condensation were clear from my bottom of windscreen until once when I thought I was going straight I hit the pavement on the opposite side of a 2 lane road. I shat masell.
  13. Cerberus
    Congress has approved a plan to repeal Obamacare. Ah well.
  14. Cerberus
    He's contracted for another year so if he's on trial with us then Reading must be willing to let him go. According to Wikipedia Reading have 72 players. I doubt they'd miss a few here and there.
  15. Cerberus
    Keown has signed a PCA with us? If he's as good as Edwards then it'll be great to have him.
  16. Cerberus
    How did you know ma granny was a tranny?
  17. Cerberus
    That guy looks like Don Cheadle?
  18. Cerberus
    I bit off the crusty tip, spit it away and try and sook the creaminess out. Any other behavior is gay.
  19. Cerberus
    Niykee Heaton.
  20. Cerberus
    I heard you're a fanny.
  21. Cerberus
    What if you don't take your husband's last name? Fucking Stone Age behavior.
  22. Cerberus
    Apparently United are going to start charging for carry-on that will not fit under your seat. If you didn't hate United before you will now.
  23. Cerberus
    I'm running a 10K in March as part of fund raising for work. My exercise for the past 6 months has solely been tearing the heid aff it. Pray for Cerberus.
  24. Cerberus
    24 seasons of meh.
  25. Cerberus
    Quality reporting from BBC. "Here's a picture that someone has sent us. We don't know anything about it so we'll just describe what you can plainly see."
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