Cerberus

He's signed as a stopgap to play the cup games until Cerny or Scully are fit. I doubt he'll play any league games tbh.

His record his honking. I bet he's still better than Scully.

I was running late for work this morning but undeterred I went into Starbucks anyway hoping to get served quickly. The woman at the till was kicking up a stink. After taking forever to choose she finally ordered a tall Americano but the guy mistakenly charged her for a grande. After offering to make her a grande instead she said she just wanted a refund on her credit card for the difference. 30p. I was late for work. Fucking cow.

A fig and Hazelnut loaf sounds good. The salt and pepper baguette from Tesco is also good. It sound weird but it's cracking with a wee bit cheese and ham, or ham and cheese.

Either they're late or I've been whoosed.

Signing announcement at 10am today. A goalkeeper I'd imagine.

Sorry to hear that KB. My mum died 2 years ago. It hurts like f**k.

Jailed for 3 years for sending Tweets. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36794888 How about arresting some real criminals instead of sitting on the Internet.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/14/body-cam-video-shows-cop-fatally-shooting-unarmed-teen/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter Bodycam footage of a cop shooting a teenage kid.

Mods? Help will turnip soon mate.

Kelly. Wid.

That sounds minging. I'd rather have human food tbh.

Smoothie's are rank. It's like drinking bile.

I certainly wouldn't like to live somewhere like Detroit without a gun. That place is like the wild west.

Men using spoon sets, and following recipes. Beastly behavior.

It's usually next to the lettuce so you've probably never seen it.

I need to start a new one if I am going to drink straight from the neck. There are a lot of scabby people with weird germs around.

Legionnaire staring Jean Claude Van Damme. Decent action, cheesy acting. 7.5/10

Gazza living the high life-

Have we got a goalkeeper for Friday yet? Get big King Kenny in there.

It's like when the biggest arsehole at your work leaves and they hand round a card for you to write something. What do you write - "All the best for the future" or "f**k off ya w**k. I hate ye".

FYI your pits also need cleaned.

Congrats Jagfox.

Congrats KB.