Mordecai

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ICTChris

If you reply to this status update I will give you a shot of one of my MASK figures.
- January 30, 2015
1. Mordecai
  
  I had a vhs of that!
  
  January 30, 2015
yoda

Dental Plan!
- November 4, 2014
1. Mordecai
  
  Lisa needs braces.
  
  November 4, 2014
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GordieBoy80

Why isn't Danny Grainger in the Scotland squad ? #dizgrace
- February 19, 2014
1. Mordecai
  
  Because he's not Scottish.
  
  February 19, 2014
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GordieBoy80

Just got a Yellow Pages through the door. Who actually uses them these days ?...
- June 14, 2013
1. Mordecai
  
  The insane
  
  ...and old people.
  
  June 14, 2013
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GordieBoy80

Impressive CV, outstanding interview. I think Pizza Express may have confused me with someone else... still, new job and all that
- June 3, 2013
1. Mordecai
  
  Out of interest, did they ask you to do an unpaid trial period?
  
  June 3, 2013
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Addie

I can't find the remote control!!!111!!! Please help me people, this is serious.
- May 14, 2013
1. Mordecai
  
  Did you check your pocket?
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgoiQnuyQo
  
  May 14, 2013
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