Waffelz

Alcohol time soon, from 17:00 tonight until 06:00 Sunday morning with a little kip thrown in between.

Alistair McCoist.

All I want in life is to see Mirallas, Barkley, Deulofeu and Lukaku together

Amanda Holden is a MILF.

And as I say that - you DON.

And so Pirlo should be crying. A predictable awful performance.

Another masterclass from our manager.

Another striker? Fkn hell

Are Dundee out?

Are they seriously saying that's not a penalty?

Armstrong for the first two goals...jizz.

Arsenal are nearly as bad as the victims.

As per request.... https://t.co/jxD2huoEB2

ATLETI GOOOOL

Back to work tomorrow. Probably shouldn't have woken up at 13:00.

Bannon. :/

Barry Buddon making some War of the Worlds type of noise tonight. c***s.

Baths are underrated.

Been off work since the fourth. Tomorrow shall be great fun.

Bet 365's in play offer on these Champions League nights are the pinnacle of my [shit] life.

Bet on United today, lads. @ me

Better get to bed. Up earlish for Motherwell away. Last away game for awhile.

Betting on Hearts four weeks in a row was probably a bad idea.

Billy McKay fgs NAP

Birthday tomorrow.