It's no coincidence that your equally intelligent fellow fans also have their best posts when talking to celtic fans, but you keep believing whatever you want if it makes you feel better.
If you aren't lying you simply don't understand English. Ask Kinky, I'm sure he'll be glad to explain varying degrees of certainty to you and there is a slim chance you might believe him since he supports the same team as you (I hope that's not really true but sadly I suspect it is).