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Fucking hell - the Sun have come closest to being ITK with our signings but I hope they have got this one wrong... He might be able to finish better than Moussa or Mendy but 2 years for a 39yr old that's struggled the last few seasons and comes with as much baggage is fucking batshit crazy.

Nice, came back to win 3-2 and Henvey scored with his boab!

Top work from a fat grease ball tbf tho...

Yeah I was meaning if everyone was available - Kusunga's red is partly why I'd want better cover if we were to go 3 at the back coz O'Dea playing gives me the fear & Jeffries is still learning. It's all just wishful thinking though coz we'll be still be playing a narrow 442 I'd guess.

I'd love to see us give it a go tbh! Think the second could work too as a more attacking option, since we did play Deacon as a WB/winger last season. I shoehorned Elton in to left wing to make room for Gowser but Ralph could still go there and we either drop McGowan or play Ngwatala as a 10 behind Kallman.

Too true unfortunately...

I really thought McCann was going to go with a 5-3-2 or 3-5-2 when he was signing folks in the summer. Think we'd need to bring in more cover in defence if we were to now tho (or rely on Jeffries & O'Dea) but it'd definitely give us the width we were missing in some of the games. I'd go with either - Parish Gense Meekings Caulker Cammy/Curran Ralph Madianga Kamara Ngwatala Kallman Mendy or Parish Gense Meekings Caulker Kamara Deacon Madianga Gowser Ngwatala Kallman Mendy

Don't think anyone has seen enough of Kallman to judge yet - his cameo against Ayr isn't probably the best game to judge him on anyway since the rest of the team were utterly pish. I'm hoping we'll get a better idea of what he can do against the Fermers

That's where the potential for problems come in Imo... Miller (or his Mrs) aren't known for listening to managers, so I could easily see him just rubbering McCann and then we end up with another Bain style fallout to disrupt the team. Miller as a goalscorer would be a good idea but combined with Miller as a complete w**k of a human being means I'd rather go with firing him and Moussa into space myself.

Cheers man, I'd not heard that one - could be a decent I guess if McCann is thinking about going 3-5-2, otherwise we're going to have a few spare CB's rattling about the place again...

Just came on to see if anyone had any news on the Austrian guy - what's the rumour about the West Ham defender tho?

I'd definitely not be surprised if we do see the emoji on Thursday but of the three guys mentioned I'd say he looks more like Prosenik or Vastic... Totally going to be Pusic or some left field guy we've never heard of now though

That's the Dundee goals on twitter now - no close ups at all tho and pretty low quality so no danger we're identifying anyone! (I struggled to recognize the Moose)

mate its the only fun we are getting at the moment! Haha, yeah it's either that or get depressed playing the who is the next manager going to be game...

Totally man, I'd be amazed if even after DOYS's efforts we've come close to guessing - it's still fun trying to tho!

Had a wee look at the guys you mentioned earlier and if that guy is one of the Austrians - I think it's Prosenik... Hard to tell from that pic though but Pusic is blonde and looks more like a taller version of the Dundee guy in the foreground

Lol, it was the other one I saw - don't recognize either of the guys playing for us in that pic tho tbh!

You meaning the guy in the top left pic? He's the only one who I don't recognize anyway (the other ones Moore + Kamara and the Moose obvs)

Nah f**k that - pretty sure he'll end up at Hearts with Wallace and Naismith once Lafferty goes anyway

Ftfy I'll still be hoping he scores a few against the Fermers tho

I'd say we could manage a bit better than that - just give him to the DABs

f**k me, we'd need Elon Musk's BFR (Big Fucking Rocket) to launch Hartley's fat arse into space

I know we want a goalscorer but I'd be all for strapping Miller onto the same rocket that's launching Moussa into orbit rather than see him wearing the dark blue

I agree with you on that part, he's a scummy wee p***k but the thought of Moussa playing and picking the team near made me take a walk off the Bridge...

Woah there tiger, that's the main benefit to getting a new guy in - we hopefully get to fire Moussa into the sun (or give him to McCann as a leaving present)