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Hearing Mcginn signing for Celtic the day. 2.5m total including appearance and trophy clauses +10% sell on +Allan.

Did some c**t once tell you that you were funny and you've just spent the rest of your life disproving it?

To stop other teams being able to sign him for nothing in 5-6 months time. And to stop the possibility of him signing a new contract with Hibs.

Pretty sure Lennon is thinking Marciano is better under pressure for his place. Bang average at the start of the season and lost his place before he won his place back. Was excellent second half of the season.

I'd expect Hibs and Celtic to keep any additional transfers separate tbh. Which still won't stop shouts about there being a conspiracy...

Cash + swap would still be valuing the player swapped at a certain level. The way round it would be a smaller fee, then Hibs sign someone like Allan for sweeties and get a loan with Celtic paying close to all the wages. That would look seriously dodgy and I'm not convinced either Hibs or Celtic would do it. Reputational damage is definitely a thing.

If Hibs attempted it they would be fucked for ever getting someone with a sell on fee attached ever again.

Kenny Miller is also 10 years older than him and his knee collapsed from trying to turn at Easter Road last season... Stokes needs a specific set up to get him working and motivated imo. I'm not sure any club should be willing to do that, but if they do he'll score plenty of goals. At which point he will be looking for a move and it will require a complete rebuild. Fwiw there were no issues with him under Stubbs at Hibs. He might be the manager he needs.

Hibs would rightly laugh in the face of a 500k bid. That's maybe 2 places in the league, reaching a cup semi final, or reaching an extra round in Europe. These are all things Mcginn would make more likely to happen. We'd literally be better off letting him leave for nothing next season. I'd also suspect that Celtic would end up having to spend more to get him if he was out of contract than 500k since he'd have lots of other bids driving up his wage demands.

c**t to get to. Dear as f**k for a pint. Naw.

He'd have probably changed his avatar if it was someone else tbf.

Why are we at Parkhead twice again?

There was one of the home ones selling on ebay last week for 120 quid. In related news people are fucking radge.

Mcgeouch has allegedly agreed a new contract [emoji15] I'm not remotely itk, and I'll be fucking astonished if this is true.

If his agent wants to leave him in the hands of Grasshoppers who asked for 2m euros for him from Sunderland then he should be sectioned. The absolute worst case scenario I see happening here is Hibs signing him for the agreed fee then selling him on immediately for a bit of a profit.

Well I could, but as the account has now been set to private you wouldn't be able to see anything unless you already follow them. Which is why people take screenshots so that shitebags can't hide from it.

It's went private. Presumably because he was getting dogs abuse for the sectarianism. It wasn't yesterday fwiw.

Well instead of doing that you just started randomly spouting shite. So to avoid making a total c**t of yourself in the future maybe try checking something rather than indulging in your fantasies/deflecting as a first resort.

You could just check the twitter feed of the boy rather than making a c**t of yourself tbh.

He's wearing a shirt under his shirt there? Sent from my HUAWEI GRA-L09 using Pie and Bovril mobile app

All taking the pish aside he was a very good player. A Miller, Mcleish and knee ligament away from 50+ caps. Sent from my HUAWEI GRA-L09 using Pie and Bovril mobile app

Craig Levein is the only one on the list who has never won anything as a player or manager if that helps.

The very least Hibs will do is buy him then sell him on for less than the 2m quid Grasshoppers were trying to punt him for.