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Not particularly seeing as hes admitted he has no interest in returning to Scotland and Forest are selling players off due to having him joining on loan. But yeah, he'll be joining Dundee because Paul Hartley managed him for a season.

I wouldnt be afraid of Rotherham, theyve nowhere near enough money to get him, but will bid £50k then claim they were close to signing him to keep the fans excited

Sorry to say that Mays on the verge of signing for Nottingham Forest by the looks of things, guess we'll never find out what that tweet was all about

Im disappointed to see a fellow FM user admit to such a crime

Ive not had a drink for months now, not sure how i feel about that. Doing the "Perth Mile" in two weeks though, which consists of about 13 drinks and 13 shots in a couple of hours, so I'll need to have some sort of preparation before that.

Yeah. Apparently hes hilarious, he just seems like an utter c**t to me.

Every time she moans take out a clasp...

I can safely say I've never heard of the c**t until now

Is that the Irish boy that pretends to be his girlfriend?

Their manager admitted they cant afford him. Was looking on the Wednesday forum when they mentioned he was linked with Nottingham Forest, so being the saddo I am I searched his name on Twitter, and that wee snippet I posted came up as the newest post. Managed to copy it before it got deleted. Not seen anything else about it anywhere, all a bit surreal.

As was said, hes deleted it now

Cammy ‏@craig_cam Aug 29 @Stevie__may Dundee?! Surely no 0 retweets0 favourites Reply Retweet Favourite More Steven may☮ ‏@Stevie__may Aug 29 @craig_cam forgive me #Judas

We turned him down this Summer too

Stevie May just replied to a Saints fan on Twitter and asked him to forgive him for being a judas....

McManus doing pretty well in goal for us, keeping the score at 0-0. Biggest talking points probably been when Brian Easton swung in a cross which Kris Commons attacked, but he ended up injuring Izaguirre who managed to clear it before Commons could score.

Yeah you can only use an e-mail address once. It really doesnt take that long to create a new one tbf

Choice between listening to the BBC reports from Pat Bonner, or finding a glitchy, pixelly stream of todays match that'll reload every five seconds. Theres no choice really.

Grado ate my mates chips once

Google "Grado"

Pretty much this, Swansons apparently told Coventry he wants a move back North, and was poised to move before one of their wingers (Maddison) got injured, once they have an agreement for a winger he'll be allowed to move. It seems to be between all three Tayside teams for him, although Uniteds pursuit of McKay maybe ended that. Rotherham have offered to buy May outright, so youd assume the next few days that deal will be thrashed out with loan deals being forgotten about.

I genuinely cant believe you're all seriously thinking youll be signing May, I presumed you were all joking.

I'm not convinced you lot are serious, but hes only available for at least what they paid for him (£800k, and whatever they might add since we have apparently have a sell on percentage), or on loan for his full wages (rumoured to be over £10k a week). Bet you wish you weren't spending £15k a week on Rory Loy now

He scored about half an hour into his Saints debut tbf, lobbed the keeper.

Hes currently at the same age as Joao Moutinho was when he broke through. I wouldnt be writing him off anywhere near yet.