Cosmic Joe

It's usually something in between. East Fife were decent this afternoon. A number of the youngsters were excellent. Steele, Denham, Ferguson and Schiavone to name four. Scott Shepherd worked his socks off as per. I thought Forfar really missed the injured Nditi and McCallum was rock solid as you would expect. This league is worryingly tight, and I fear it is going to continue to be so. I would say so far that Stirling Albion are looking the most likely to avoid the dreaded drop.

What has he got against the Scottish?

Sixth should be pronounced six-th Not sick-th

...or failing to pronounce "sixth" properly. Even Scottish broadcasters have anglified this in recent years

Fragging

If Putin fires a nuclear into Ukraine, then Nato would presumably take out wherever the wee radge was dossing though. That's what I would do in the unlikely event of being in cherge of these things anyway.

Was it not an O' Grade?

I know they are the bad lads in this carry on. But that is grim.

Like Jim McLean, he had the permanent demeanour of someone who had recently had anal surgery.

That would take an extremely unusual turn of events given that the UK monarchy excludes those of the Roman Catholic faith. Stranger things have happened though.

I can't speak for anyone else in the world, but I would be pretty disappointed with Putin.

Where are these sold?

It's okay. The British security forces were wearing prosthetics to protect the future King.

Kenny Dalglish senior off of Phoenix Nights is another

Meantime by Frankie Boyle. About an utter space heid attempting to solve a murder on a cocktail of drugs. Halfway through it. It's laugh out loud funny and extremely disturbing in equal measures.

Do they do selection boxes of American shite yet? It's only a matter of time

Picnic Toffee Crisp Mint Aero Served out of the fridge, but briefly rested for Picnic bars.

They are now debating on The Metro if security are wearing prosthetics, with their hands on their weapon (fnnaaaarr). Some are getting quite upset about this. What a joke of a country. Father Ted has been referenced in some of the more grounded replies.

I'm on a beach in Spain, but f**k up you judgemental c**t. Some will be watching for the chortles.

Pics or gtf

What was significant about 8pm?

Hanging out your sheets at half mast There is comedy gold in this demise, sadly none of it will ever reach our TV screens.

Interesting situation at Dumbarton as a lifelong fan passed away in the same week as the Queen. Minute's applause for both. We had something similar at Bayview recently when Maradona and a supporter died. I want to croak the same week as Pele.

Is there anything as utterly stupid as holding a minute's silence for someone who clearly is not universally popular?

Wow! Impressive bit of detective work. I am now a man of peace. Have a Hughie.