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Don't know but it's plastic so whatever they're doing isn't worth bothering about.

Gordon the Gopher's gawky pal did what?

Tell them not to go too near the self checkout at Asda.

Your lads should have made a similar one when they were sweeping the pellets into a more even distribution.

The lad on Eurosport said he was gutted because this rivalry has been going on between England and Australia for years. He's now dead to me.

Watching the Olympics has brought a previous PTTGOMN to the fore again. Who told women that false eyelashes and brightly coloured lipstick are a good look? Almost every female presenter or competitor looks like this...

Drumchapel United 2 v 1 Benburb Darvel 1 v 0 Gartcairn Blantyre Victoria 1 v 4 Cumbernauld United Cambuslang Rangers 1 v 1 St. Anthony’s Thorn Athletic 1 v 2 Glasgow United Kello Rovers 0 v 2 Eglinton

Is that the age rating?

First taste of ceviche tonight. Very fresh fish which melts in your mouth with a surprising zesty and chilli heat. A must try.

Here we're at the point where we're asking what will happen if the grass gets damaged. Oh dear!

I still saw it.

Hi Everyone, Results from this week’s fixtures (4th August) were;- Auchinleck Talbot 2 v 1 Cumnock Juniors Clydebank 2 v 1 Pollok Kilwinning Rangers 0 v 4 Rutherglen Glencairn Lanark United 2 v 3 Neilston Glenvale 2 v 1 Wishaw Easterhouse 5 v 2 Campbeltown Pupils Current standings are;- Wk 1 Score Correct Scores Total 1. TediousTom 30 2 30 2. Cairn Cheerleader 29 2 29 2. Shannon 29 2 29 4. EK man 28 2 28 5. Emiliano ZaBankie 27 2 27 6. Forfoxsake 23 1 23 7. happy 22 1 22 8. Shanner 21 1 21 9. Kenny*******Powers 20 1 20 9. dagane 20 1 20 11. 99blue baloons 19 1 19 11. Johnstonian 19 1 19 13. Budandavodka 18 1 18 13. 93Glens17 18 0 18 15. coineanach 17 1 17 15. coolerking83 17 1 17 15. megaspinnernet2 17 1 17 18. amnarab 15 0 15 19. Darvel legend 14 0 14 20. BC63 12 0 12 21. funky monkey 11 0 11 22. jimbaxters 9 0 9 23. Dean Learner 6 0 6 Jim Wylie Mortgages Highest weekly score leader is Tedious Tom – 30 (Week 1) There you have it folks. Your first weekly score of the new season. Trailblazer for week 1 was @TediousTom with a very decent 30 points. @Cairn Cheerleader and @Shannon just a point behind, with a rake of posters hot on their heels. Everyone did reasonably well actually. Even us bottom feeders! Please check your score as I have been known to slip up. I just have a wee bit of admin to clear up before I post the final prize money but will do as soon as I can. In the meantime… Fixtures for Saturday 10th August are;- Drumchapel United v Benburb Darvel v Gartcairn Blantyre Victoria v Cumbernauld United Cambuslang Rangers v St. Anthony’s Thorn Athletic v Glasgow United Kello Rovers v Eglinton If you got a poor start your competition starts now. If you rocked it, keep the momentum going. Good luck everyone!

B.E.A. utiful!

Delete the thread, you Twitter freaks!

Boooo

Do you need an account to see it though?

What does it taste like please? As specifically as you like,

Sounds a great place to watch your team lose a last minute equaliser every second week

Sea shantys (ies?) on Radio 2. As if Scott Mills isn't bad enough

Wondered where you were. You're in pal. Thanks and good luck!

That shirt even looks upset with it's own design.

^^^^ That's the current champeen right there!

That's plenty!

Was it either that or a diamond bracelet?