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Yackidy-Yac

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  1. What a shame the link is no longer active, so you can't actually

    a. See the picture concerned, and

    b. Realise what a cúnt you've made of yourself - again.

    In actual fact, while amusing, the picture came nowhere near this one on the wtf-meter:

    Zm1yJwG.jpg

    What you're too fúcking stupid to realise is there's no reason to use rhyming slang to bypass the swear filter - I've used the same method twice already in this post that I've been using for months.

    I've absolutely no idea what the asrisked words are in your last line, but I'm fairly sure they aren't going to do much to nudge the whole into anything coherent.

    Yours in Sympathy for your poor broken brain,

    WRK - The Man Who Broke the BRALT: ON PAGE ONE, NO LESS.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    What a shame the link is no longer active, so you can't actually

    a. See the picture concerned, and

    b. Realise what a cúnt you've made of yourself - again.

    In actual fact, while amusing, the picture came nowhere near this one on the wtf-meter:

    Zm1yJwG.jpg

    What you're too fúcking stupid to realise is there's no reason to use rhyming slang to bypass the swear filter - I've used the same method twice already in this post that I've been using for months.

    I've absolutely no idea what the asrisked words are in your last line, but I'm fairly sure they aren't going to do much to nudge the whole into anything coherent.

    Yours in Sympathy for your poor broken brain,

    WRK - The Man Who Broke the BRALT: ON PAGE ONE, NO LESS.

    :lol:

    The picture you used is in poor taste, you know this hence why you're posting it. You're vile. You lack common decency.

  2. OK gotcha ,then try 1 to 5 below and if that fails then try 6 to 11.It appears that you have fucked up the laptops "Common Log Filing System" aKa CLFS.

    If nothing helps in the above then do a fresh install from your laptops recovery system and chose "return to factory settings" it will take hours to download the updates but it will function as normal :)

    I cant type anything in once I do a safe mode with command prompt, it just sticks on the one file. So it's probably the second problem them but I don't know what I've done with the windows 7 disc.

  3. I've worked out he can't even find the BIOS facility so there's no chance of him finding the "return to factory settings" menu WRK :( .

    On the bright side he has stopped posting at a rate that would make Tedi's eyes bleed :lol: .

    As I've said I have done that already. I've pressed f8 and did a cmd prompt and it sticks on the "\windows\system32\CLFS.SYS" file for about 5 minutes then it returns to the error message.

  4. Try a fresh install of Windows - if it can't format the HDD, then you know it's fucked. Then you can buy a new HDD and start afresh from there. You should hopefully be able to recover all your old avatars, John Terry pictures and the like from the old drive, if you buy a caddy. Cheaper and more environmentally sound than binning the whole machine for the sake of one dodgy component.

    It's alright, I'll get a new one bought for me.

  5. Oh jeezos Chris ffs :( ,follow the link and do what it says.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101017152422AAlOtQt

    Go to command prompt and type in "chkdsk" and let the laptop do the function and hopefully it gets sorted so we can all rip the pish out of you :P .

    Clearly you couldn't read properly as I already tried that before. It sticks on the same file, then it goes to the error message again.

  6. He is lucky to have such nice folks to aid him in his time of need with his PC problems on a football forum :) .

    I'll bet it still doesn't solve his comprehension problems though :lol: ,it might be nice to reboot his brain and remove the Rangers malware aKa WATP 54 bit technology :rolleyes: .

    It was pointless asking as I know more about computers than the people on here by the looks of it.

  7. If a "chkdisk" doesn't solve the problem on the HDD then I fear his operating system has been corrupted and a fresh install of an OS will be required !, but will he be smart enough is the question :) .

    I'm shit with computers. I cant do a "chkdsk" Windows wont load and all I get is the error message when I turn on the laptop. I'll just buy a new one.

  8. When booting up into safe mode where does the loading stop at ?, this is where you will find the corruption.

    1st do a "chkdisk" on the screen where it says "windows did not start up properly" you should find out your laptop make and model and then use google to find out the correct procedure to do a "chkdisk". The "chkdisk" will sort out your HDD errors if you have shut down the laptop without letting it shut down properly itself and is the main problem for laptops not booting up properly.

    See if this helps.

    Cheers, I'll give it a go.

  9. There's a wee bit of me says "serves you fúcking right". But seriously, that may well happen if you're careless about what you let onto your machine - especially when using dodgy sites. Best bet is to do a fresh install of Windows, and NEVER accept any download manager/viewing client or indeed anything without taking the simplest precaution there is - Google the name of the app that is requesting installation, and see if anyone else has had problems. Believe me, you're never the first.

    There's a wee bit of me says "serves you fúcking right". But seriously, that may well happen if you're careless about what you let onto your machine - especially when using dodgy sites. Best bet is to do a fresh install of Windows, and NEVER accept any download manager/viewing client or indeed anything without taking the simplest precaution there is - Google the name of the app that is requesting installation, and see if anyone else has had problems. Believe me, you're never the first.

    There's a wee bit of me says "serves you fúcking right". But seriously, that may well happen if you're careless about what you let onto your machine - especially when using dodgy sites. Best bet is to do a fresh install of Windows, and NEVER accept any download manager/viewing client or indeed anything without taking the simplest precaution there is - Google the name of the app that is requesting installation, and see if anyone else has had problems. Believe me, you're never the first.

    I've tried to do that but it doesn't let me do anything. I'll see if I can take it to one of those shops that fix things like that, if not I'll have to take it to the manufacturers.

  10. In all honesty, I think you're having enough problems with the one you're using.

    Duh, hence why I got another one. But the things fucked. I keep getting a message saying " An unexpected I/O error has occurred" I'm guessing it was from when I went to watch a Rangers game on one of those sites that stream the game and it downloaded something onto my laptop. It's probably a corrupt file or something as I cant even boot it in safe mode etc.

  11. You mean you aren't embarrassed by your old club after cheating over ten years whilst actively hiding their crimes against Scottish football and then dying as a result of cheating and in a humiliating fashion too,then factor in the shame of your fans at the help they received by the associations to clone your old club so you would have a club to follow and call "A" Rangers team in disguise as a dead club.

    Then the state of the cloned club during it's first year at boardroom level ?, I could list lots more and you want us to be embarrassed ya knob :lol: .

    Yer hurting wee man and getting the piss ripped right out of you :lol: .

    You mean you aren't embarrassed by your old club after cheating over ten years whilst actively hiding their crimes against Scottish football and then dying as a result of cheating and in a humiliating fashion too,then factor in the shame of your fans at the help they received by the associations to clone your old club so you would have a club to follow and call "A" Rangers team in disguise as a dead club.

    Then the state of the cloned club during it's first year at boardroom level ?, I could list lots more and you want us to be embarrassed ya knob :lol: .

    Yer hurting wee man and getting the piss ripped right out of you :lol: .

    There was no cheating involved, we're just better. It's hard for your little mind to grasp the concept of us being so much more superior. You'll get there though.

    Like I said it doesn't matter how bad things get for us, we're the most loyal and passionate fans in the world bar none. As you can see by our attendances.

  12. I would be embrassed if I were a Celtic fan. Known all throughout your clubs history you have been less successful than your neighbours. To top it all off you have that delusional thought that the club who's shadow you have been living in for over 100 years, doesn't exist. Everyone knows this to be a lie, even our football authourities know that we are the same club, so you're just going to have to build a bridge and get over it.

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