Well, the text service provided by Samaritans although not "live" is probably the best thing that's available; that I'm aware of anyway.
The Email service provided is also another decent way you can discuss your feelings without actually speaking.
Drop me a PM if you want to talk about some things.
It's the skin. Doesn't look very pleasant granted, but the Tescos that I was in didn't have skinless fillets left.
If you're on about the orange stuff, it's the sauce.
Furthering my post regarding my dinner, here's a picture of it. Obviously with a nice wee filter.
Chicken fillet, spinach, and Nando's sauce; simple, yet absolutely brilliant.
Made some raging UKIP voting bint blow a fuse on Facebook because I shared the picture of the Nazi saluting Queen. Proceeding to then argue with me, and got appropriately shut down. Simple pleasures.