[SJC's Boat Thread]

Reported for soiling a great thread with your presence landlubber. You should be made to clean the bilges laddie, before either walking the plank or being keelhauled around the entire fleet of Edinburgh's canal barges.

I don't understand teuchter, pal.

[SJC's Boat Thread]

Pics of partially ripped out bathroom.

Honking.

Mad boat gypsy.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

The Hibs marketing team

Almost as bad as their twitter name. HibernianFCClub

[Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!]

Aye, potential to break someone's leg / neck.

Come on Ted, he's a talentless piece of shit who's on thousands of pounds a week.

Indefensible.

The c*nt should be on a zero hours contract.

A hibs fan talking about talentless players

[Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!]

Yes and Ross Perry is also away, cannot say I am sorry to see either of them go, especially Perry, awful footballer.

Hutton and Cribari to follow hopefully.

[Quick Question Thread]

How long before moving into a flat is the deposit usually paid?

Straight away if you're from Edinburgh and a Hibee.

[What Are You Drinking ?]

The old tonic wine f**k that fancy vinegar tasting wine. Then a few stella.

[Quick Question Thread]

Seriously, what do I put a t-shirt in to post it somewhere?

A bubble wrap envelope. I'm sure they only cost something like 3 quid.