[Pubs Near Your Ground]

If your heading down to Palmerston Park to see your team play Queen of the South then try the Salutation Inn in Market Square its a 5min walk to the ground.Good beer and a freindly welcolm if you give them a phone on 01387 254664 and let them know how many are coming then they will lay on some hot sausage rolls. Tell them you read about them on Pie and Bovril.

Duneatin, apparently not Dundrinkin, can do anything for a percentage.

[Lets All Laugh At Rangers Thread]

I don't think it would take both sides of the old firm for bigotry to end, just one of them.

You can see the effect on celtic already. After ten years or so their stay away fans would come back and actually be interested in scottish football rather than just hating Rangers.

A bit like removing a red rag from a bull. Let's not kid ourselves on, the media in scotland are stuck on the old firm gravy train as its so easy to sell papers and tv shows to morons who only need to be drip fed non stories about players and the clubs.

You could see when Rangers were relegated that they were all shitting themselves incase they actually had to start providing decent material for once.

Apocalypse, Armageddon, end of scottish game.

Utter, utter cretins serving up bile to cretins.

Gave you a greenie for your comment on the Scottish football media: most of them cretins indeed. Disagree entirely with your first point though. Sectarianism is box office for the pair of them, and Celtic are just as happy to exploit it.

[Lets All Laugh At Rangers Thread]

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Trailing a colossal 19 Points behind Hearts in the Championship

Horsed out of the Petrofac Training Cup by Alloa

Horsed out of the League Cup by Celtic

Horsed out of the Scottish Cup by Raith Rovers (in their ain midden in front of less than 11,000 of The Peepo).

2011/12 : 5 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet

2012/13 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Fourth Tier Winner)

2013/14 : 4 Competitions entered, 1 Success (Third Tier Winner)

2014/15 : 4 Competitions entered, 0 Successes - Empty Trophy Cabinet

Managed :

Just 2 'successes' from 17 competitions entered (if you class winning the Scottish 4th & 3rd tiers as successes)

Whilst spending the second-highest wage budget in Scotland

Whilst the manager is trousering over £800,000 per annum for mowing the lawn

Whilst playing against teams staffed with postmen, delivery drivers and shop workers

Despite the glut of resources available to him, and despite the lowly standard of competition up against him, at the end of season 2014/15, the team built, crafted, trained and managed by Fat Sa££y McCoist would hold an ignominious record that in finality read, 17 Competitions entered, 2 Successes achieved.

Hope you enjoyed the journey Bears.

Your total and utter annihilation and humilation brings a smile to the faces of fans of football clubs everywhere, who played by the rules and lived within their means.

Particularly those of us who lived through the Deadco1872 years, when the braggadocio, triumphalism, and delusional superiority complexes were at their peaks - whilst all along, the illusion was built upon a mountain of theft, criminality, colossal debt, creative-accounting, tax evasion schemes, failure to pay your debts, buying players you couldn't afford, buying trophies you couldn't afford, whilst having your arses licked by a toadying, pro-Rangers Scottish sports media and a Masonic, pro-Rangers governing body.

It just makes the final victory taste all the sweeter.

You died.

We won.

The 'final victory' for Scottish football, and indeed for West of Scotland society as a whole, will be when your manky lot dies as well. You can be buried in the same bigoted grave.

[Question Time]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/06/george-galloway-urges-supporters--complain-lynch-mob-bbc-question-time_n_6629244.html?1423227273

Always the victim, is oor George.

Question Time is essentially just a slightly more grown up, political version of Jeremy Kyle.

Yes, and equally depressing.