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Probably due to the difficulties in locating any other type of public.

Kit kat?

A plane literally fell out of the sky yesterday. OK, it was American made and in Africa, but still. It was the MSM that sponsored this utter shambles.

That's like Jesus.

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They are indeed a font of shit.

Are they protesting about something specific or is this just adolescent peoples’ poet shite? The “scum out football*” banner at least shows that they have mastered irony. *possibly “soum out oe evitball”

Gingerism

Good luck to them

Mine had a wee drink to herself last night and woke me up at three o’clock to tell me not to bother coming home tonight. There was no reason I know of for this, but i’m sorely tempted.

Was it not the mosquito infested swamp that bankrupted Scotland?

Gef wiwifan rom seleniency? Wan tiubat!

Depends where you live. "They is heading out" would be OK in these parts.

I always sit on the aisle seat. The window seat has shit legroom and I don't like being closed in. I only put my bag on it if the train is deserted. I'm always amazed by the amount of people who would rather stand than ask to get past me. The wallflower c***s.

Can someone respond to to mixu for me please? I've got a meeting.

Because then I'd have all my staff moaning about having to do all the work that I'm avoiding while I spend my time swanning about. Then i' d end up with no staff and more legwork to do. It takes time to learn how to do new stuff and it's for my benefit, not the firms. I can and will take my skills elsewhere for more money.

More like the Crucible. I’m only at Witchfinder colonel but with more ducking, burning and apparently ping-pong I’ll get there

Depends on your time horizon. if you think the reward is just the wage packet for that month then putting in extra hours is crazy. If you think you will get a reward in the long term it’s not. I reckon I am still way below my potential grade, so am putting in hours to develop skills and gain experience but still have to get the day job done. It’s part of an ongoing education. I could be wrong about my potential, as most people are, but i’d rather make a c**t of it by trying and failing than by not trying. If other folk just want an honest wage for turning up at doing a decent job then that’s great. Too many judgemental folk on both sides here.

Do you work on the virgin media helpline by any chance?

You miss the point. They were together, he was punching miles above his weight yet wasn't paying any attention to her. Treat em mean and keep em keen. Instead of judging maybe you should learn from this.

Looks like being in Sonic Youth is equivalent to a hard paper round

The c on Canal Street never lasted long. Enhanced by also taking the S

Because we live in a society run by morons for morons that has collective values that I no longer understand.

Seriously, did he win a competition or is it some St. Pauli style marketing campaign? I don't know how St Paul market, but it's surely not much of a prize to be called ugly as the punchline to a joke.