Aloysius Snuffleupagus
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fucking fetish websites and shite like that
Share the passwords. I'm sure someone will get use out of them
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I never said for next season i just said it will be intresting to see what the SFL do about getting a replacement team.
They'll advertise it as before but probably with a longer period for submissions. I assume the unsuccessful applicants from last year will apply again, although it will be interesting to see whether Celtic take an interest or whether than idea is dead in the water.
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Thats no problem i didnt see the interview either just was told about it.
The sooner someone pulls the plug the better for all concerned am afraid.
Then we will see what the SFL decide to do about getting a replacement team.
I'm not convinced there's time to have a new team in place for next season. Instead, we may find our Division will be a team down with Airdrie and Cowdenbeath moving up a level.
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No Adam it's cancer...
They found it in a Lymph node so will need further treatment starting from next week.
Oh dear! I seen that coming to be honest although the two lads were only having a laugh.
Best of luck to you. My old man had bowel cancel six years back now and made a full, if slow, recovery. A young man like you should deal with the treatment a bit better than he did.
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I'm a bit of a Bucky connoisseur, to be honest.
Have you ever tried it with a wee dash of lime? It does mean drinking it from a glass, with the resultant effect that you'll be leaving yourself wided open to accusations of latent homosexuality, but it really does improve the taste.
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Kilt, bud. I honestly had no intentions of attempting to rip the pish. I was purely trying (and failing) to be witty about your friends leaving.
Don't worry about it. No one in their right mind thought you were doing anything other than having a lighthearted laugh with someone who posts his entire personal life online but can't accept that it means he has to expect comments in return.
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Leave my (Ex) wife out of this - unless you're the cu[nt who's shagging her now!
Oh Holy f**k!
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You're probably an English b*****d, and I bet you're black too. Did you get free internet with your free council house, you damned scrounger?
Bring back the birch.
Actually, I'm a Polish, lesbian, albino, disabled Catholic.
We've all got our crosses to bear doncha know!
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Monday, when they've forgotten about this whole episode, that's when you stab them.
Ooh that's incitement to violence. I'm away to the Complaints Forum
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And it's much, much, much more complicated than you can imagine.
I'm sure it is. It's best to keep the story for your mates in the pub though or friends elsewhere.
Anyway, plenty more fish in the sea so get your rod out
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i would mention my PTTGOYN but someone will probably laugh at it
Nah, you're not getting to leave it at that.
Let's hear it. In fact, let's hear it LOOOOOUUUUUDDDDD!
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You haven't a clue....
Sad man...
Oh for God sakes, it was a joke! Remember, I've defended you before against the Clyde fan who was trolling round the Board after you so I'm clearly not out to get you. Indeed, you come across as a very decent and friendly bloke, although completely and utterly naive.
However, you really don't help yourself posting stuff like that and it does leave you open to sly digs from bored folk like me. Anyway, had my burd (or wife in my case) left me for another woman, I'd definitely be keeping quiet about it. I really can't think of anything that would more completely destroy a bloke's ego and confidence than that. I do though cling to the hope that it isn't true and that you're playing some huge whoosh on everyone.
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Evie's gone.....
There there! At least she's happy.
In fact she's probably up to her ears in minge by now
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6th year at school. Is there any point in it...?
Not with the results you're likely to get. Either bugger off to Uni early, or even better get a job for a year and get some life experience and a few quid behind you.
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a little faggot kid from forfar in between them.
I really shouldn't laugh... but...
:lol: No offence Niki!
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Evie's got to move out this Thursday......breach of her tenancy agreement due to her flatmate disappearing!
Move her in with you. Just think, free loving and your smalls washed!
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RIP Aloysius.
In your memory I will nominate you for a posthumous award at the end of year P&B Awards.
Hmm, that didn't read right did it? Bloody pedants!
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The Old Firm game's on tomorrow.
That means Ireland flags and Union Jacks out almost every window in my estate.
Pathetic.
Whereabouts in Coatbridge are you? I know it has a reputation for bigoted fuckwits but I can't say I've ever seen any flags hung out of windows and I lived in various parts of the town for most of my life.
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I also came home a bit drunk last night and went right to my bed miss out on my munchie box that was getting ordered,I'm not going to let it bother me.
Get stuck in. Cold pakora, donner meat and onion rings is the ideal cure for a hangover
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When a pundit asks someone for an match prediction and they say a draw and the pundit responds by saying they are 'sitting on the fence'.
A draw is never the most likely outcome of a game, so they really aren't taking the safe and predictable option.
I've always thought that 'sitting on the fence' refers to deciding not to favour one team or the other, rather than taking the safe and predictable option. I'm not a gambler though so I can see why we might have different interpretations.
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You press it down with your arm,and put one hand under the running tap,then do the same with the other...It's not rocket science.
Ah is that how you do it! Here was me wiping the excess pish onto my jacket
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turf
accountant
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Coatbridge was an utter hole, but then I might just be saying that because we got bricks chucked at us by seven year old neds... the estate at the back of the ground looked horrible.
The Area behind the ground (Cliftonville) is actually one of the best areas in the town. However, the street immediately behind Cliftonhill is atypical of that area, consisting of five apartment houses and accordingly full of mutant weans who run the place down.
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Monklands - is the Pits imo = Coatbridge
Wow! 17 posts before the 'Brig got a mention.
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Is Sex Overrated?
in The General Nonsense Forum
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That's a decent gap. If your older kid is quite responsible then you'll get quite a bit of help from them - helping with baths, changing, keeping an eye on the wee one if you nip upstairs for something etc. We have a six year gap and the older boy is really patient with his wee brother.