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"....his daughter has said, as she announced the creation of an new Captain Sir Tom McPoppyface Memorial Charity, with a board of executive directors consisting of her and members of her extended family (directors' salaries, pensions and bonus structure currently undisclosed)"

That's one angle. Another angle is - the presence of a person on a road shouldn't be a green light for a seething motorist to run them over in their unnecessarily massive motor because they've been delayed by 15 minutes on their pishy school run or whatever. Motorists don't own the fkin roads, nor do all legal and moral obligations disappear just because you're a car driver and you think the road belongs to you.

Aye definitely! He would at least have kept himself warm if he'd kept to the linesman's position ie. stayed in line with the last defender. I enjoyed that piece though - it was really well produced, a simple idea, and the deadpan voiceovers from the camera Duncan were genuinely funny. Overall I thought that was one of the best episodes in a while - Bradders fitted in pretty well, some proper good laughs, and getting Chico on was ace.

Me right now.

Adams has been excellent for Southampton tonight. A classic non-scoring striker's performance.

This is the time of the year that the BBC completely loses the run of itself banging on about the magic of the cup. Although I did enjoy the pre-match interview with the AFC Sudbury chairman who detailed the variety of blue-and-yellow cocktails he had been through earlier in the day - ledge. Without descending into hyperbole, AFC Sudbury are one of the worst teams to ever be televised, and I would include the Scottish Junior Cup Final in that.

f**k Kingsford.

Ach, Soutar probably deserves a call. He was the best Hertz player at Pittodrie last week and apparently has been pretty good all season.

That's outstanding! Not only the pinnacle of the genre - the opening anecdote must have also been a strong contender for the prestigious Didn't Happen Of The Year Award.

The Harvey Weinstein approach.

Bloke was just wanting to stroke a woman's chest then made up a bunch of mansplaining nonsense to cover up for it. Opportunist.

It was covered extensively by the local press (The Courier and Evening Telegraph) at the time, not so much nationally. It was definitely featured on Reporting Scotland when it broke a few months ago or whatever. As for the OP - ooft.

The poppy bride is pretty tidy TBF. I'd happily sign up for months in a stinking waterlogged trench surrounded by corpses and jobbies, getting chewed by lice and rats and shelled out of my mind, before being sent over the top to walk slowly towards a hail of German machine gun fire, if I got a go on her in poppy heaven.

The most likely explanation is that the entire Scottish football system is permeated with an anti-St Mirren agenda aimed at destroying your club. Either that or people are just trying to administer the game as best they can, keep players safe, get games on and apply the league rules. But that's a pretty unlikely scenario IYAM.

That's exactly the kind of balanced, sensible, objective point that has no place on P&B, or the entire internet for that matter. You should be ashamed of yourself.

If you were that enraged by people close to you not wearing masks, wouldn't you approach them and politely ask them to put masks on, rather than go calling and grassing them up to the fkin Daily Record? What a p***k.

I assume you mean evidence of how Greta got to London, not evidence of the existence of Eurostar trains... No, I don't. She's a private individual, and their travel itineraries aren't normally matters of public record. Do you have evidence that she flew to Heathrow? We're both just guessing, but given that she very publicly rejected flying from Europe to the USA a while back, and that the "non-flying" journey between mainland Europe and London is a lot simpler than sailing across the Atlantic, I think my guess that she took the Eurostar is much more likely than your guess that she flew to Heathrow.

You are aware that they built a big f**k off tunnel from England to France, right? Bloody ages ago too. It can take trains and everything.

Colts not done yet!

Jesus Christ man. What a bampot.

Thank f**k for that. Bills finally get into the endzone.

84 yard screen pass TD on 3rd and 20 for the 9ers! ETA might be down at the one yard line. Box office play though.

Can I just shock you? I like the "no studio" version of Sportscene.

Wid.

Playing for Celtic must have been great aye? Aye it was great. Aye but playing for Rangers must have been great too eh? Aye, great. Come on lads. You're better than this.