Statue Esk
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Why didn't you glass the c**t?
He was far too pretty to destroy his looks, his words, not mine.
I did piss in his drink when he popped outside for a smoke if his pipe.
We are all winners! I got the satisfaction of pissing in his drink, he got the pleasure of tasting something tastier than white wine & ginger ale.
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If you calculate the total number of sexual encounters with females by all contributors to this thread, it equals 1720. Seeing as I've had 1718, someone else has shagged there mum, twice.
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Is it Lord hunting season yet? I wouldn't mind chasing a few of the latest intake with a pack of hungry bears.
In all seriousness, I'm embarrassed about previously holding the UK up as a bastion of democracy, the hoopla that is the House of Lords makes Mugabe look like Abe Lincoln.
PS- Mone is the worst type of person to roam the earth- complete cuntress.
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VL?
Virgin Lips
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Is this the unofficial VL thread?
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I don't fancy Vegas and never considered Dubai as a holiday destination. That said, if you've a few days to spare at the end/start of a holiday, it's definitely worth a visit. Dubai is now the busiest "hub" in the world so for anyone travelling to SE Asia / Indian sub-continent/ Australasia, it's a likely stopping point
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Dundee man makes sex line blunder.
http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/08/28/dundee-man-31-admits-sex-line-blunder/
Anybody ever dialed a wrong number whilst having a w**k?
No, but I'll try it out.
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We're going for four nights as part of our honeymoon (Mauritius for 12 after) in December. Haven't really looked that far in to it outwith our hotel, and the brunches. They look absolutely incredible though to be honest. Luxurious, decadent and relaxing, which will be basically exactly what we're looking for.
What days are you here? Brunch is Fridays (some places do Saturdays) if you plan having a brunch, I would recommend The Westin the location is amazing and it's not a rowdy crowd. It's very much a couples brunch- best selection of food I've seen at any brunch here. If it's your honeymoon I would recommend an evening Desert Safari, cocktails at Burj Al Arab & a trip
To Abu Dhabi to see the Grand Mosque.
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I live & work in Dubai, I used to think it was a marmite city, you either loved it or hated it. I've lived here for 2 years now and it's a bit meh. It has it's good points - nightlife, weather, diversity of cultures, safety etc. it also has it's bad points, superficial, super expensive, arsehole ex-pats etc.
As a holiday destination it's great for 5 or 6 days, the quality of service at even 3* hotels is excellent. Pick the right time of year to visit and you will have a great time. Abu Dhabi is a nicer, more established city, Dubai is a building site.
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Read Alan Carr's autobiography- was shite.
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There was a time he would have been huckled out onto the street.
Changed days indeed.
I thought about doing it then remembered I'm a seventeen stone weakling and he was rather buff.
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A guy just ordered a pint of white wine and ginger ale in the pub. Is that even a drink?Hand & neck tattoos were on display- hipster w**k.
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Eh, unless they are triplets, I've got bad news for you. Let's make it 1721 and say no more about your wife?