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Raith Against The Machine

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  1. Raith Against The Machine
    You walk through Oakley and all the curtains start twitching, as the locals gaze in wonder at your symmetrical facial features, and even number of digits.
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    I think its in Alloa where there's two or three roundabouts that have been turned into a one way system, the sign for it looks bloody weird, half roundabouts stuck together.
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    I was in on Monday and it was a quid a drink, think I'll be back for some more of that The toilets are weird as f**k though... I really don't need to see 4000 reflections of myself taking a slash.
  4. Raith Against The Machine
    Dusk? Which isn't baws, by the way...
  5. Raith Against The Machine
    You're definitely much closer to Boruc than that other bloke
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    It really isn't. Was it you who also offered the "lookalike" for Renton? Not even close...
  7. Raith Against The Machine
    To truly see the worst of a town, you have to go to the Bus Station. Bus Stations are the epicentre of the Jakescum earthquake.
  8. Raith Against The Machine
    Took me just as long to get from Dunfermline to Dalgety Bay on the bus, as it did from Stirling to Dunfermline. Bloody buses taking obscure routes via places where no humans live
  9. Raith Against The Machine
    Your 1000th post on this thread, Salty. You watch too many films.
  10. Raith Against The Machine
    Cobra Bite - Lemongrass. It tastes alright, but it comes in a box so you can't see that its tiny wee 250ml bottles.
  11. Raith Against The Machine
    Just drove back from Stirling, and the last three tracks that played were Aqualung by Jethro Tull, Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar. B)
  12. Raith Against The Machine
    Were you not planning on driving instruction as a career at one point? I don't know why I can remember that, it was probably a fleeting idea in about February 2006.
  13. Raith Against The Machine
    I passed my driving test on 11th September, and I still haven't received my licence in the post.
  14. Raith Against The Machine
    Saw 5 stuff:
  15. Raith Against The Machine
    Oi! I made a Chicken Tikka Masala last night. In the microwave.
  16. Raith Against The Machine
    Is he not making his own tea yet? Lazy b*****d.
  17. Raith Against The Machine
    I thought there were to be 6 Saw films? I still need to seesaw 3 and 4 before I can seesaw 5.
  18. Raith Against The Machine
    Poor-njabi Masala.
  19. Raith Against The Machine
    Three words... Train the parrot.
  20. Raith Against The Machine
    Megavideo is telling me I've watched 1912 minutes of video today...
  21. Raith Against The Machine
    That is entirely acceptable attire. Were you to be wearing a scarf on top of your Hawaiian shirt, then you would be a cock.
  22. Raith Against The Machine
    Clearly there is... s'called P&B. For the record, I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt that is creased to f**k. I'm mildly hungover, and I'd have to clear my entire desk to iron, so it's just not going to happen.
  23. Raith Against The Machine
    That's just style.
  24. Raith Against The Machine
    I have not. If I do, think I might have to slappabitch. Roll-ups (regular ones...) seem to be making some sort of come-back, though. I'd hate to have to spend any time at Edinburgh Uni - all these wankers seem to be rejects from there.
  25. Raith Against The Machine
    I think I'll continue. What is it with fucking scarves anyway? A scarf and a t-shirt? You don't look "cool", or "indy" - you look like a cock. You are a cock. Stop it. Stop being a cock. Don't get me started on folk who wear b*****ding trilby's, too.
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