[Things you want to share with P&B]

I saw a guy on Great Western Road in Glasgow today wearing a Freddie Mercury hoody.

Look, it's comfy and my gran bought me it for Christmas.

[unfunny comedians]

1. Greg Davies (w@nker)

2. James Corden (Cordon? Who cares. Fat w@nker)

3. Greg Davies (see previous)

4. Greg Davies (is he dead yet?)

5. Both of the above (the collective epitomy of the word w@nker)