[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

No 37

Wunfellaff / Njord

Cuntometer Reading - fairly below wisbit

'Drunken Jakeball who lives in a dinghy, he steals bottles of Lidls own brand Baileys ( I believe they are called Ballycastle) then drinks them and goes online and calls me a shitebag. I hope he gets a puncture.'

Bobby Skidmarks

The repercussions of Stella are there for all to see; believe me - my Mrs knows. But Wunfellaff took things to the next level. He ended up living in a bin! The filthy jakie now posts with numerous aliases on here, whilst making paper mache figures of Bobby Sands from poppies.

Fun Fact: Wunfellaff likes to play Polo. He even wore Polo Sport Aftershave back in the 90's before his Mrs cleared his £10k savings and shacked up with a Corporal in the Scots Guards.

Despite living in a bin, it has rolled past Celtic Park daily and he has chalked up a couple of games more than Rico.

I prefer him to Keithgy though. I don't like Keithgy.

[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

Joint 43rd Place

Dave Coaches

Cuntometer Reading: Canane mind

Comments

Nice lad.

[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

Lifetime Tosser Award

Keithgy

Cuntometer reading: 1,000,000,000,007

Why?

Being a baldy p***k. Hope his boiler breaks doon at Xmas.

'Am no a fan'

BarraJag

'Total c**t'

Gerd Muller Corner

'Made me out to be some monster because I drink Stella'

Magee84

'Prefers Cornflakes'

Bhoy Who Invented Weetabix

[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

No 43

H_B

Cuntometer: 9

'An utter fan_dan - let's move on'

mizfit

Ever since Supras was banned, H_B 's contribution to the Misc Fitba Forum is the same as my donations to CADV. A truly awful poster who simply looks for a sparring partner to spam threads with. His latest recruit is Fide over on the Politics Forum and spams his Unionist shite at ever opportunity.

'Everyone likes a nice arse; but never a smart arse.'

8mileBU

'Makes Lex a credible poster'

booitsme7

'Written anesthesia on demand'

granny danger

I wouldn't throw my fucking phone at that c**t.