Mortar Bored
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I've had my boxers on back to front today. It's wound me up all day if I'm honest.
Unless you are a mannequin in a shop window, there is surely some point in the day you could have sorted this?
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Even for UKIP, this is staggering levels of incompetence.
What is? I'm off MSM, please do tell?0 -
Are you from Kathmandu?
No, he's from twoprovedick.0 -
Sure you'd prefer a cheap fag on your stick bud
Reported for being a flagellist.
Edited for reasons of beer.
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Skiddy & throbs live off each other,
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Gunther is that an inflatable job or the real deal?
Wife or Jacuzzi?0 -
He would have been an excellent writer of "kitchen sink dramas" in the 50's.
An expert eye for drudgery.0 -
Throbber is by far and away the most amusing poster on P&B.
It's the mundaneness of his day to day life that cracks me up.
Might be my sense of humour, but his smoothie maker dilemma had me in stitches.0 -
I'm bloody delighted that Gunther has a jacuzzi / paddling pool with resident Hippo in his garden.
Almost every post screams "look at me"!
Other than that he seems like a good c**t and has started a very #dece thread on the travel forum.
Gunther if you are viewing, cheap flights from Glasgow - Goa in late September?1 -
This story makes me feel like I'm turning into a fascist in my old age but that sense of entitlement, that it's all the fault of the emergency services annoys me. The concept of personal responsibility is lost on some folk.
This. There has been a major decrease of personal responsibility in my lifetime, sometimes, shit happens because the person involved was irresponsible / made a mistake. But no no no, it's always somebody else's fault.0 -
This is a football one, why does every club have that one guy, you know the one, the one who thinks he knows what is going on at the club, but in fact he knows nothing
Like Ally McCoist when he was at Sevco?0 -
People do realize that it can take millions of years for radioactive waste to reduce to non harmful levels? What are they going to do. Keep digging deep holes in the ground and hope none of it is ever accidentally released? It's devastating. Far more so than the fear of energy shortage.
Just like the natural occurring Uranium just under the surface of planet earth?0 -
Check the nick of these c***s
You just know there is absolutely no chance they reside in Barcelona.
Barrhead mibbe?0 -
Wave energy research is being carried out in poor parts of Africa by testing near Hippo colonies due to the wave effect of their vegetarian diets and digestive systems.
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I'm not great with heights so I honestly hate these c*nts that do this and make these videos! Can't NOT watch them!
There is one in Dubai where the arsehile is rolling right up to the edge on one of those stupid hoverboards, turns my stomach.
In general the Russian ones are the worst.0 -
Eugene Thundercunt?
No
Eugene "the bear" Thundercunt0 -
Those fucking plates though, FFS.
^^^ Trying to make Throbber feel better about himself, type post.0 -
Yes, yes I am Ander Breivik. You're not Peter are you? Peter Sutcliffe?
No, no I'm not Peter Sutcliffe, I'm Dennis Neilsen0 -
Got myself another part time teaching job today. That's 3 I've got now! [emoji4]
In addition to that, I've been asked to be a teacher on a summer camp which involves taking 30 kids to a nearby island, camping overnight and doing various sport and English learning activities.
Are you Anders Breivik?0 -
The phone calls asking if you have been in an accident. And even when you say no they insist you have been.
I normally reply, " yes, yes, I have been, just this morning I sharted, if you can help me claim, I'd be very interested"
They hang up.0 -
I love Cricket
Cracking game
Awaits abuse..[emoji23]
Me too, started off liking the one-day stuff, then the 5 day tests, got to say I'm not massively keen on the 20 over format. I like the strategy rather than batting it out of the park.0 -
90% of the forum hardmen giving Weeper hassle for not jumping in would also have pissed their pants.
Who are the forum hardmen? I'd like to know so I can avoid any conflict with them.0 -
A pile of jelly doesn't work,
Ah, the voice of experience.
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I've ridden an ostrich, in a race, in South Africa, & we won! I'm proud to say it's the first time a bird of mine has come first.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Ok, fair enough. Soz.
I just can't imagine being a mannequin in a safety wear company is a good career choice.