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3 minutes ago, throbber said:
I’d certainly grow one of these anyway
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47 minutes ago, throbber said:
Whilst wearing a titty apron.
Holding your meat and two veg?
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3 hours ago, WhatDayIsIt said:
No trolling, just curious. Dundee fans are slagging up the United team saying none of them would get in the Dundee team, least scared they have been about United in years, etc.
Who in the Dundee team is any good? I mean that seriously, I didn't pay much attention last season and probably couldn't name 11 Dundee players right now.
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3 hours ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said:
My Dad’s car in the 60’s. Plastic seats. 6 hours baking in the sun at Nairn beach. Me and my two brothers jumping onto the back seat wearing shorts . . . oh the laughs we shared while we were getting our skin grafts.
I remember that day - it was in all the papers.
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17 hours ago, Doctor Manhattan said:
Some of the "wee Sengas" that hung out by the secluded car parks then were probably still around in your day, but 25 years rougher and more than slightly shop-soiled.
Wid.
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51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Mr Sproat and I have probably seen things. Things nobody else should see.
Pics or GTF...
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4 minutes ago, Eednud said:
As an aside I don’t think I’ve driven a manual since the mid 1980s although I learnt to drive in a column shift Chrysler Valiant.
I started to drive an automatic for the 1st time last July.
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1 minute ago, Swarley said:
i before e except in a letter to a man with a small penis.
Kieth kinda starts with a C, though.
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1 minute ago, Swarley said:
FTFY
I read that letter from start to end and never noticed the non-standard spelling of Keith/Kieth.
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15 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:
When fitting beading to the bottom of skirting, cut long first, then fit/trim until it fits correctly, rather than trying to measure the exact length you need and cutting it in one go.
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12 hours ago, scottsdad said:
Horrible. Keith spelt incorrectly the whole way through.
The writer must have been a salesman the number of times he used Keith's name.
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45 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
If that was my current local, the bar maids would be forever having to sling their droopy jubblies over their shoulder to stop them falling into your pint.
20 minutes ago, 'WellDel said:Aye, that's a bit weird right enough. Not sure I'd like to see the middle aged barmaids in my local getting their saggy chebs out. Probably droop right into the drips tray.
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Ford Fiesta
Ford Ka
Audi A4
Lexus iS200
Ford Mondeo
Toyota Raize
Not all that many for me considering I'm an older c***. Didn't start driving until 39 and then didn't drive between 2004 and 2023 (living abroad, not in the jail before anybody asks).
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On 21/07/2024 at 05:12, BillyAnchor said:
Pics or GTF
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11 minutes ago, A Diamond For Me said:
I know a guy called Feliks. Russian linguist and literary scholar, works on Classical Gaelic, a fine dude.
Edited to add: never seen him wear a monocle, but you never know what shenanigans linguists might get up to for a hobby.
Aye, those linguists can be cunning.
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Just now, Granny Danger said:
I don’t think it’s dickish to suggest someone need not use racist or homophobic language.
And if that's all you'd said it would've been fine and dandy but you couldn't resist expressing it in a patronising way.
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9 minutes ago, sugna said:
My friend moved to Greater Manchester recently. Spoke to him on the phone, and apparently he's become a transvestite. He said he now has a wig and a dress.
Judge?
I lived in Greater Manchester but never became a transvestite although I did develop a good eye for home decoration. Maybe I got out just in time.
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Just now, kingjoey said:
There's only one United, and that's a f*ck*ng biscuit.
Can we say biscuit nowadays?
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3 minutes ago, The Black Flag said:
Just noticed this.
My team as well.
Strange coincidence that.
Checks notes - Celtic, Rangers, Aberdeen, Hearts, Dundee, Falkirk, Clyde, its the same all over, every club's fans are out numbered by the combination of everybody else. why has no one picked up on this yet?
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7 hours ago, Granny Danger said:
I find it quite easy to go through life without using homophobic or racist language. Maybe you just need to try a little bit harder.
I don't really mind you (all that much) as a poster, Granny, but you're coming across as a bit of a dick here.
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Still working fine but 10 minutes ago my PC suddenly decided I was in india and set my time zone to indian time. This is really a pisser because I'll need to work an extra 2 hours.
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8 hours ago, TxRover said:
Just finished what should have been a quick drive, but watching the morons round these bits doing new and even more stupid tricks on the roundabouts does my tits in and has me wondering. Has the performance of drivers on British roundabouts fallen significantly, or is it still acceptably decent? Examples of local idiocy are complete failure to take openings even my child can see, drivers on the roundabout slowing to a stop and waving entering drivers to go ahead, entering drivers stopping when there is no traffic, etc.
Here roundabouts are chaotic with 50% of drivers giving way to entering vehicles and the other 50% doing it correctly. To be fair the guidance is at best confusing by suggesting you can give way to joining vehicles if it's safe to do so.
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6 hours ago, scottsdad said:
The last three books I have read have had typos.
Where are the editors?
FTFY
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Possibly your partner opened the door for this question by mentioning she had been paid. If it was a question that came out of nowhere then I'd be more shocked.
I have been living in Asia for ever so such questions are daily occurrences.
Do you have kids? Why not?
How much do you pay for your place? Why don't you get a bigger/smaller place?
Why did you get divorced? Was that your fault?
and so on.