I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day.
I also have memories of dressing up as a leprechaun and trying to direct traffic, I'm aff it for a while. You're right, I normally leave my phone at home when I go out for that very reason.
If it makes you feel any better, I posted a picture on snapchat of me in bed with the girl I've been kinda seeings mate with the caption "pumped". I'm in all kinds of trouble today.
Maybe it's the people I normally drink with that get me in trouble. Last night I was at some country tribute thing with a bunch of old coffin dodgers and I was well behaved