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  1. Aidan
    I'm sure I have a perfectly valid excuse for buying them I just don't know what it is, they're an improvement on the bowling shoes that I woke up with last week though f**k all wrong with my socks you walloper.
  2. Aidan
    You would love it here throbs, there's loads of horrific, desperate fat messes and alcohol problems are normal
  3. Aidan
    And yes they are fucking ugly
  4. Aidan
    I am absolutely wankered, and I've somehow ended up with a pair of primark running shoes which feel like slippers. What a time to be alive
  5. Aidan
    Aye it's no bad, piece of piss most of it. Might end up off the machines and into qc soon though
  6. Aidan
    Not living in Scotland has its benefits
  7. Aidan
    I'm tempted to go to the shop for a bottle of something stronger but I'll end up not doing anything that I need to so I better not
  8. Aidan
    Just off nightshift, so I'm going to have a few beers, go and buy some clothes then get properly pished
  9. Aidan
    Nightshift
  10. Aidan
    Tbh your initial comment was probably a fair one, I wouldn't employ me to work in a pub like the one I did.
  11. Aidan
    Shut your fucking hole x
  12. Aidan
    The owner of the pub I used to work in only put the ice machine on overnight because of the cheaper electricity rates, then bag it all up and put it in the freezer upstairs. I think he should have been sectioned.
  13. Aidan
    They would probably agree with me to be fair.
  14. Aidan
    It's important to note that I'm working at the biggest employer of idiots and not for.
  15. Aidan
    If it's any worse than Breightmet then I don't want to!
  16. Aidan
    The whole place is just full of idiots. It probably doesn't help that I'm working at the biggest employer of idiots in the north west either.
  17. Aidan
    I had a taxi driver asking me about Scotland at the weekend, and despite spending his life driving through Bolton town centre he is under the impression that everywhere in Scotland is a bit dull.
  18. Aidan
    The amount of people in Bolton who can't words like bottle and hospital, and instead say bockle and hospickal. It's probably my least favourite thing about staying here.
  19. Aidan

    Gigs

    Aidan replied to pilsner_ffc's topic in The Music Forum

    Probably gonna head to this, should be a good night
  20. Aidan
    Has anyone used both the standard uber and the uber exec? And if so is it worth paying the bit extra for it? I have a code to use so it's only gonna be an extra tenner or something.
  21. Aidan
    I have no idea what happened last night, but I've woken up with sore head and a pair of fucking bowling shoes.
  22. Aidan
    Voice recognition systems on telephone menus. They never understand my elephant man voice.
  23. Aidan
    I've not seen much of him and if that's the standard of his jokes I don't want to.
  24. Aidan
    I hope you don't shout on the train.
  25. Aidan
    Comedy Central have a "joke of the day" on Snapchat. Todays side splitter comes courtesy of Jason Manford and is as follows; "Why does nobody believe you when you say you're not sat on the remote?"
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