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They’ve moved to Ayr Central now

I’m glad you boys aren’t taking a throwaway remark about an Ayr player too seriously, at least.

No skin in this game but Fernandes is a pathetic wee scrote. Still manages to come across as a complete shitebag even when he’s trying to shithouse.

Was that Welsh polis at Old Trafford?

Some pace from Rashford. That goal will keep him bobbing about the Man United line up for another few months.

No wonder Klopp is always whinging about the “fixture list” while overplaying everybody instead of just rotating players. Liverpool’s depth is fucking shite.

Ecrepont was 17 turning 18 when Reading joined. I doubt any clubs at this level would have went into a season with only an academy player available to play there.

I’d love to know the thought process behind the blue shorts in the 50s/60s.

They’ve updated it to Robbie now. Bless them.

Was Parker wearing another one of those wanky cardigans today?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62530188 Match report (4 sentences) of Morton vs Dundee. This is the last sentence: Morton, though, almost snatched the points late on when Aaron Muirhead's flicked effort rebounded off a post. Aaron Muirhead, who plays for Partick Thistle. Fair play to him for sneaking onto the pitch as a Morton player.

You’d be as well just giving us both the title now tbh.

there are restrictions on how many players Premier League clubs can loan from other Premier League/English clubs. Implies that the limit is only for loans coming from other English clubs. Vinagre is on loan from Sporting so they only have one loan from an English club. Which would make sense because there were rumours last week that Everton wanted to take Che Adams on loan. Cross-border “loans” aren’t actually loans. They’re technically proper transfers except just for an agreed period of time. Which will be why the Premier League won’t have as much power to limit them. So Gilmour could still join Everton on loan, but not Brighton.

The OneBlade is excellent. The blades last for ages and I don’t think it’s ever nicked my skin. For the people who shave in the shower - do you have mirrors in your shower or are you just hoping for the best?

Crawford would have been a nice addition if we were padding out the squad, but a box-to-box midfielder isn’t the priority.

You bid 42 million pounds for a championship player and are knocked back. Do you: A. Take a step back and think “what the f**k am I doing?” B. Offer even more money!

He looks absolutely totey (for a keeper) on the pitch. As you say it must be all the time he spends hiding from crosses.

Can’t beat a few cry laugh emojis to make sure everyone knows you aren’t at all bothered.

Are we assuming it’s Edinburgh where Allan lives? It’s as long to get to Arbroath from there as it is Ayr.

Albinson actually comes to collect crosses unlike McAdams, who’s about 5 feet tall, but McAdams makes some good reflex saves which is enough to fool folk on the terraces.

That would be a good move on the face of it. It looks like he hasn’t been playing for the Chelsea development team recently either. Hopefully that’s a sign that a move is imminent rather than just being completely frozen out.

Allan hasn’t spent enough time jobbing around in the Vanarama Mid-West Counties Divison 2 to be on the club’s radar.

Looks like they’re adding the black and white TV videos to YouTube as well. That will do for me.

Very bold of him, going out for dinner in a fancy restaurant while wearing a pair of jammies.