[RECORD BREAKING - 114 Years of Hurt]

Gutted for you.

In British English, "province" means "the whole of a country outside the capital, especially when regarded as lacking in sophistication or culture". So while the latter part in particular certainly applies to Greenock (and then some), it is the case that every part of Scotland not within Edinburgh is "provincial".

Unlucky.

That's brilliant! You are the Steven Hawkin of P&B !