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  1. 1 hour ago, Fifespud said:

    So I'm think Dimitar finishes at the Camp Nou at about 11 (10 BST). Gets to the airport at 10.30 (BST). PJ to Dundee airport arriving back of 1. Limo up to Fatties to pull a couple of slappers and he'll be tucked up in the Malmaison for about 2am

    Dimitar smoking a cigar whilst gazing over the Tay from the top floor of the Malmaison. The new away top etched to his chest whilst he feeds the Dundonian seagull that sits upon the window ledge.

    This is a picture i want to see.

  2. 10 minutes ago, Fifespud said:

     


    To be fair the entire Hibs front line has gone and been replaced by Si Murray and McGinn is about to go too.

    Although we have a lot of mediocrity another couple of quality players would make a massive difference.

     

    I reckon when Lennon see's Murray in training with his complete lack of technical ability he'll shit his knickers quicker than Radford.

    Just realised they released Humphrey too. They'll bring in a couple more and be pretty strong though. That Marvin Bartley that they have would be perfect to replace weak pish like McGowan. 

  3. I'm not too fussed about Stewart going to Aberdeen tbh.

    We really need an out and out striker and a centre back, he would've been a waste of a wage (and a large wage at that).

    It's certainly not helped that Hartley has filled the squad with total garbage on long contracts. The c**t has a cheek to ask for money i'll tell ya.

    Aberdeen are looking fairly good, the Rangers have improved and Hibs are going to be a decent outfit. The Hearts will remain shite under Leveins watch.

    I see no reason we can't finish in the top 6 with them mentioned teams. The non-deluded-one is rarely wrong aswell folks.

    Thank you.

     

  4. 11 hours ago, The Master said:

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    Granny Danger has that self portrait hanging on his livingroom wall. Baldy, wobbly b*****d, who's been hid behind his couch since that moment Wighton hit the net.

     

    12 hours ago, DieDee said:

    I know I'm in the minority on P&B re Julen and on similar grounds re McPake. Question is, does anyone have an update on when they are expected to return to action - at the moment we only have 2 first team fit centre halves so keen to get some info.

    Hopefully Julen doesn't return to the squad. It's time to be harsh - he's not nearly good enough. Send him back to Spain or University asap.

    Thank you.

  5. 25 minutes ago, Aufc said:

     


    My point is that hearts are a much better team than you and signing scott allan and some random from english football probably won't change that

     

    I think you forget we have Berbatov coming through the Doors.

    We are better than Hearts by a mile. Both on the pitch and financially.

    We already have beat Hearts the past season aswell you fucking melon. 

  6. Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either.

    But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds.

    Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory.

    It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait.

    Thank you.

  7. 2 hours ago, DigOutYourSoul said:

    The board have been trying for a while to get Scott Allan level signings through the door. Last season they had Christie and May very close to signing on loan before being trumped by Aberdeen and Preston respectively. Both of whom can pay significantly more than Dundee. So they have been trying to get quality in for a while.

    A CH and a striker and I think the teams in decent shape:

    Bain

    Kerr
    O'Dea
    New CH
    Holt

    Vincent
    O'Hara

    El bak
    Allan
    Deacon

    New striker

    The basis of a decent starting XI.

    Throw in Hemmings and Meekings then you've got enough to make me rip the head off it.

    Thank you.

  8. If i was standing on the hull of the sinking Titanic and given the option of a nights lifeboat company with Randomguy/ The DA or death then i'd happily rather swan dive head first into the propeller followed by eternity in the icy Atlantic sea 

    What a boring fucking b*****d.

  9. Time for the Dundee to rise ahead of the Daintee Saintees and become the footballing powerhouse of Tayside once more.

    The Saintees purple patch in their history is now over. It will be a joy to see them regress. As for the Tangerines - well they don't even come into the Premier league equation. There is a bigger rivalry between the Romanians and Poles in the Asda reduced products aisle than with United at the moment and that's because they are an irrelevance. The only thing they will give this season is weeks of comedy.

    What a time to be a Dundee fan. We are top dogs once more, having recovered from our financial woes. The Arabs and Saints who gloated so loudly now lie with Derry swords driven in their rodent b*****d carcuses.

    A young, up and coming manager at the helm who the fans can relate to. A right back who bleeds dark blue and is Derry to the core with another home grown talent who will shine next season.

    Not to mention, one less trip to the Highlands which is always a positive. It's a pity the Hamilton c***s will still be plying their trade in the same division but i suppose we can't grumble with a free 9 points. The big dimwitted Canning is good for a laugh as well.

    Oh and Granny Danger you're a fat kebab inhaling f**k (he still peers in).

    Bring on the fucking new season. I'm fucking choking for it ya c***s.

    Thank you.

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