Dr Watson
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My wife likes it when I sneeze while she's sitting on the sausage.
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It's impossible to have a mid life crisis because you just don't know when you're going to die.
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It's a modern day national service.
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1 hour ago, Warren Mears said:
Always enjoy a good weirdo battle.
You still watching the wrestling with all the other 8 year olds?
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1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:
I'm guessing she married young
Hopefully to a Mr Bonar
Unfortunately not. She married a nice chap called Jim Bigger and went down the double barrelled route.
She's now Iona Bigger-Dick
Some lass.
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There was a girl in my daughters class at school called Iona Dick.
Not only should she be exempt from tax, she really should be awarded a regular payment.
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I've just checked Mrs Watson's soles, £8.99 from Shoezone.
Bargain
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1 minute ago, Im_Rodger said:
Just had a glance and I see the Cypriot, Azerbaijani, Israeli and Romanian leagues are ahead of ours.
Shows how poor Scottish clubs have been the previous 5 years.
Two of these leagues aren't even in Europe.
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Make that a 32 year difference from tomorrow.
Happy Birthday Tam.
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My daughter (20), thinks this is Nelson Mandela.
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I'm actually looking forward to the seethe during the coming season from fans, who indirectly have caused all this VAR nonsense due to their ridiculing of referee's around the world.
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I was once told that famed broadcaster Tom Weir once courted celebrity chef Fanny Cradock. They never married, which was a shame, as that would have made her Fanny Weir.
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I went to China once, on the flight home I wanted to go again.
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3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:
The first socket that the outside line is connected to. Not always easy to tell but usually in a hallway or first room from the front door. So if you have an old house you should really upgrade it. Sky and others basically just want your money though and employ chancers as engineers.
Cheers, I thought that's what you meant. I had a similar fault in my Virgin line. Turned out I had water in the line between the ground and the house, took them an age to work it out.
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Excuse my ignorance. What do you mean by a master socket?
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4 minutes ago, GordonS said:
Because we're not a petrochemical dictatorship that can use and dispose of Yemeni and Somali near-slave labour, and bribe everyone on the FIFA Executive. We have democracy and laws and stuff.
Good point, well said.
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5 minutes ago, GordonS said:
They've sold 1m tickets for the 52 matches so far and that's going to go up during the tournament. They'd sold fewer by this point at the last WWC and they ended up with 1.3m. So Scotland is too small for this.
We bid for Euro 17 but missed out to the Netherlands. We didn't bid for Euro 21, England got that though there's a suggestion that Scotland sat out to get England's support next time. The average attendance at Euro 17 was 8,000 (total 250,000), though the home team's matches all sold out, nearly 30k for the semi and final. It's probably the biggest football tournament we could host alone now.
What makes you think we couldn't hold the World Cup? Scotland is seven times bigger than Qatar and twice the population.
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Elerfaan pretty much wins this comfortably, going away at the finish.
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Water
KP Gammon
Marathon
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Please excuse my ignorance, never seen this before. Is this like legal prostitution for laughs?
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Davie Hopkin is comfortably on top of that list.
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Down please.
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The Greenock Morton Thread - It's Better Than Yours
in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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What's happened to the Morton forum?
No posts for three days is very strange.