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Royal Musselburgh tomorrow, Liberton on Friday and a medal on Sunday. Auchterader on the 21st.

**Fantasy Golf Week 17** Sam Boo-urns Sam Burns wins the Valspar and Keegan Bradley was 2nd. It's a boo from me though as Bradley would have been better content. Looks about 12 years old, has wee skinny legs and a funny swing. I'm trying to be mildly amusing for 46 weeks here, we're only on week 17. What does Burns give me ? Nothing, generic PGA golfer no.463. Anyway, yet another South African won on the European Tour, they'll be wanting their own Ryder Cup team at this rate. Standings 839 @J_Stewart 814 @die hard doonhamer 788 @alta-pete 784 @Tartan Dave 757 @Mr Kane and the lemon cafe 744 @Ro Sham Bo 717 @peasy23 689 @lichtie23 654 @Henderson to deliver ..... 592 @Distant Doonhamer 501 @Honest_Man#1 The Race to Whistling Straits 232 @peasy23 214 @Ro Sham Bo 198 @Tartan Dave 196 @Distant Doonhamer 172 @die hard doonhamer 168 @J_Stewart 158 @alta-pete 120 @lichtie23 98 @Honest_Man#1 96 @Henderson to deliver ..... 92 @Mr Kane and the lemon cafe Quail Hollow this week for the Wells Fargo Championship. A popular design in the classical style and host to the 2017 USPGA won by Justin Thomas and also this years President's Cup. Perhaps a much needed return to form for 2 time winner and course record holder McIlroy ? After last weeks 'snakepit' finishing stretch (is there a council course in Scotland that has the 'jakepit' closing stretch ?) This week's last three holes are called 'the green mile' (pit). The European tour is still in the Canary Islands, surrounded by big hitting South Africans, like some sunny, golfing groundhog day.

Nothing but respect for my president.

Me, waiting for the result from the Dumbarton constituency.

Put me down for the full banter result, SNP 1 short of an overall majority, Alba 2 seats including Salmond, Greens 12+ and the Lib Dems down to 2 or 3.

It's all about the Iranians now baby. I'd be up for chucking the Ayatollahs Balmoral if they can secure independence for us.

Early days, but this could be an absolute content goldmine.

Spence is one of those who will post something stupid, or pretend not to understand something that he understands perfectly well, then gets all mock offended by the haters and the trolls. He's basically any number of bad posters on here.

I think that would be easy to swing with the international community In respect of what, UDI ? No chance. The international community's response would amount to the side of the European parliament being lit up like a saltire on a wet Tuesday night.

The current constitutional impasse is bad enough. Imagine a parliament with 70 out of 73 SNP msps but no independence.

Forgot to add that Spence is a cretin.

We're getting ever closer to the 'I didn't think they would inspect my genitals, sobs woman who voted for the Inspecting People's Genitals Party' phase of this thing now.

How long before you go part time then ?

3 years baby.

It's a question of supply and fucking demand Rents !!!

Don't think so, can you suggest what thread would be more suitable. I do detect a hint of kinkshaming here also.

Much like when baby birds fall from the nest and are rejected by the mother, female bigfeet are rejected by the herd once human musk is scented on the fur due to jealousy from the females and violent rage from the males.

They would literally rip your arms from their sockets in a flick of the wrist. Even the world's hardest man, John Cena, would probably only have a 30% chance against these boys. I'd be quite confident of sexually dominating a submissive female though.