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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    I assume you mean Martine: Not Maxine:
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just checked out Mad Jacks and it doesn’t serve Tennents. So I’m sorry, I’ll have to say....
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    "Ah f**k it, whats the worst that could happen"
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Bring on the filthy smelly arseholes. (No, not you Celtic fans).
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    I'm never one to miss an opportunity. Just don't ask what I was doing here in the first place.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    When PSG knock in their 7th just before half time, half the crowd will f**k off anyway.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    I had 2 of those Iced Party Ring biscuits before I went to bed last night. Going to try again tonight to see if they were laced with something.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    My wife's remaining nipple. (she lost the other one on night out in Dumbarton circa 1995).
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Taps aff already in Dundee.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    A quick whizz onto the Evening Express website which was loading very slowly on the work computer there. Noticed that Hayley McQueen got engaged and was met with a photo caption: "Hayley shows off her ring in front of Dunnottar Castle." Once the photo loaded, it wasn't what I was hoping for.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Like your gif?
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    @KnightswoodBear
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Last night (or more specifically between 6 and 7 this morning as I could not fucking sleep) I was round at John Hartsons on Christmas Day. He was showing me a “sexy” santa negligee (which was green and white)he had bought his wife and also a set of gallows he had bought and was restoring as Sky wanted to do a piece on them. And his livingoom was on the platform of Elgin railway station.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Aye but he wife will no doubt need something to eat and the bairn entertained.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Traffic lights for bees
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Might see if Dayna is in.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    I will be in Kilmarnock around Tea time on Friday. Any suggestions for a decent scran, beer (no Tennents shite) for me, 8 year old bairn and a 46 year old raging alky wifie.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Taps aff in Oban yesterday and taps aff in Dundee today.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    He looks a but too Eugeney for my liking.
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    For the past couple of years, the various Dundee nightclub facebook pages have been full of normal looking punters. Having lived in Dundee for nearly 20 years, i know there is another class of punter who were obviously kettled into the Deja Vu nightclub. Since that closed, they've obviously been driven underground.....to Rewind.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    They would have still probably filed a complaint if the guy had come in and chopped them both up to death.
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  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Four burgers made from beetroot.
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