Crawford Bridge

They should have slapped each other's heids instead of shaking hands at the end of the match.

Grant Stott is rubbish. That's why he's been on tinpot local radio for the last 40 years.

Man U need more asthmatics in their squad IMO.

Nightmare.

Still better than waking up and seeing your head bald.

Bald Trafford.

Man U are lucky that Spurs have jabronis like Werner and Solanke up front or this could have been embarrassing already.

This match should be under investigation from the fraud squad.

Is this now Scotland’s baldest fixture?

I like slagging off the latest overrated Nigel as much as the next man but Palmer is exceptional. His football IQ (@mods) is up there with the very best. His movement and ability to find space is elite level.

Doing alright at Ibrix and then your centre-forward shites his pants at a penalty. f**king nippy!

I would argue that this is the sort of match (won't have much of the ball) that's right for Campbell. He has a good engine if nothing else.

Listen. At least we wouldn't have to listen to the chronic Hearts, Aberdeen patter between Biscuits and Wullie anymore.

f**k you. Just because your club is absolutely hopeless in the cups doesn't mean you have to spoil it for the rest of us.