I treat every post with an open mind. I then apply my marking scale:
Green dot: Excellent or very good post.
No dot: Good, average, or quite bad post.
Red dot: Very bad or truly awful post.
As a new cyclist, I decided to read the entire 282 pages last night to get some advice before I take the plunge and join a club. Rest assured I won't be joining you on a ride because I believe you would have little tolerance for a newbie, and with your anger issues I wouldn't want to risk hospitalisation.