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This is the Ayr thread aye? Seems to have filled up with diddies for some reason. 
 
I take it that Sir Shankland is staying for the season now. How will his mobility be affected now that McCall has him chained to a radiator? In all seriousness, there's nothing worse than losing a good player halfway through the season. 

Sir Shankland [emoji849] As I’ve said, he’s rank rotten. Wouldn’t get a game for Montrose let alone Celtic. Hence why he’s still at diddy United.

Good player [emoji23] this thread is full of absolute nonsense posters. You are all deluded.

Gretna, the most successful well supported club in the history of the game, FACT.

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How many fans do you normally get for a game?

More than Ayr.

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Gretna 2008 haven’t played in the SPFL or the Scottish cup final either.

Your old club died along with the owner mate.

Our owners alive and well you clown, Were still an SPFL team.

Bigger than most in the top flight, more fans etc etc.

You lot are Ayrshire’s shame. Auchinleck will put you back in your place.

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Beith won their wee diddy league last year ahead of Talbot and they were pretty pish so it’s clear you’re talking shite.

Now toddle off and let the rest of us talk about proper football.

Beith were all over you, had a bigger support and were absolutely hammered by poor refereeing. Never should’ve won.

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Yes, Ayr United are a hilariously unsuccessful club.

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Fk me I’ve heard a better comeback from a killie fan fs! Your patter belongs in the juniors...

You mean the Lowlands? Know your facts, this is a Scottish Football forum.

Anyway, most Junior clubs would turn you over lol. Auchinleck will be the first to get a chance.

Teams like Pollok, Irvine Meadow, Clydebank, Kilwinning, Troon etc. would show you how to play football.

Doubt Shankland could get a game for any of the clubs listed above, hence why he’s had to settle for a diddy team.

No disrespect intended, only FACTS.

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A shite attempt at baiting but somehow manages to lure folk in.

Oh so facts are now classed as bait [emoji848]

When was the last time you were in the SPFL? Scottish Cup Final? [emoji848]

Auchinleck are too much for Ayr, FACT.

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At least we've still got a club

After Auchinleck embarrass you at Beechwood you’ll wish you didn’t.

 

You’re all welcome at Raydale Park afterwards, finally get to watch a real team play real football!

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You on drugs?

Just stop shooting up and away and f*ck yer sister you inbred mutant!!

I would.. but I was born in Gretna, not Ayr.

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Oh and I highly doubt Shankland will do anything about it, as he’s destined for the Juniors next season by the looks of recent performances.

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Mind when Gretna we're a hing? I'd forgotten about them. An entirely forgettable white head on professional Scottish football.

Gretna are (and always have been) more successful than Ayr though? [emoji848] even these days we average a higher home gate than you and we’re in the lowlands! Anyway, enough about my club.

Auchinleck will cause the biggest upset in Scottish Cup history, live on television.. making you lot an absolute laughing stock.. knocking confidence and causing a chain reaction that’ll end up with you being relegated come the end of the season.

6 days until the downfall of Ayr United.

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Deed clubs forum for this pish.

Would rather be a deed club than the glorified junior team that is Ayr United [emoji848] even we (a so called deed club) would put about 6 past you at Raydale.

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I'd happily watch our 17's against Talbot if it meant getting everyone back fit.

I reckon they’ll turn your first team over at Beechwood. Shanklands a glorified amateur yet you all think he’s the solution to the SPFL, laughable.

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You lot ready to get turned over by that Auchinleck mob in the Scottish Cup on Saturday?