Ingo ohne Flamingo

Any Father Ted references always get a wee like . Cracking episode as well

Any Glasgow based Dundee fans, I've got a mate who made an arse of his 4 mates for £48 booking to Inverness for the Clyde game and booked it for the 23rd and not the 16th . Anyway, you boys are up in Inverness that day and he's got 4 return tickets if any Glasgow Dees fancy them?

Surprised you guys didn't go for Andre Schubert seeing as you like Borussia rejects, he'd probably do a half decent job at H96.

That's the most partick thistle thing I have ever seen

Similar to my thoughts, he must've said something, you could see he was mouthing off.

That's Borussia 4 points clear at the top! Excellent home performance against Werder days after a great win against As Roma. Marco Rose has been an excellent appointment but remember this name, Marcus Thuram. 12 million euros an absolute bargain for him. The Gladbach front 3 are ridiculously good. Plea, Thuram and Herrman / Stindl / Embolo. Could we win the Bundesliga? We need to start beating the likes of BVB and we still struggle. With the fixtures coming up I think Borussia are good to remain top at Christmas. Going to the Freiburg game in 3 weeks time and also going to the Mainz game at the end of January. Looking forward to it!

I was only 16, he woke up and realised I wasn't in and I wasn't answering my phone so went out looking for me.

He signed for Dunfermline, I highly doubt his agent will be making a mint out of that. Doubt he was paid enough to pay off his Mortgage but definitely must've got a few quid out of it.

Last holiday with my folks when I was 16. Was in Ipsos in Corfu. There was a 18-30 hotel next to us which shared our pool so I ended up hanging around with a bunch of Irish lads on the last week. These 2 lassies from Surrey kept tagging along the last few nights then on the last night the 2 lassies plus me and one of the irish lads went down to the beach. He fucked off with the fat one somewhere and done the deed. Was pretty pished, was like 4am or something. Started winching this burd who to my memory was pretty tidy, 20 year old as well. Moved along the beach, done the deed which for her being 20, I was probably shite not having a clue what I was doing except going for it like the home straight in the 400m . Anyway, story gets better. Within 5 mins of pulling my kegs back on, must've been about 5am by this point and kept on getting hearing stones getting chucked at us from the Road before one eventually hit me. So I turned round and shouted f**k OFF!! Next thing I heard was "DON'T YOU TELL YER DAD TO f**k OFF!". Almost shat myself, the burd done a runner and I walked home with my Dad who surprisingly wasn't raging. Woke up at 9am for my transfer with my maw raging and my auld man trying to avoid looking proud of me Then went a 2 year dry spell after that! With the exception of a blowie by a mates sister at a House Party in Shawlands before I passed out. Weird to think this was when I was 16, and with my Son being 12 1/2, in 4 years time he'll be reaching the same stage of his life

Smith was Terrible man. Amazing that we signed him from Port Vale along with a certain Joe Cardle who has went on to have a pretty decent career in Scotland.

Aye Tom Langs agent is a opportunistic p***k. Making a nice sum of money out of him whilst the lad is wasting on the bench or stand. The lad came to us to get playing again and rebuild himself, he done that. Shouldve either stayed or went to a club he'd be starting in but was badly advised by an agent who was a thistle youth /reject and primarily involved in boys fitbaw who decided to try his arm as a money grabbing agent who happens to be only 25 or something...

Thats January's fixtures been confirmed. Just booked to go to the Borussia v Mainz game. Out Saturday morning and back Sunday night with my 12 year old son, so game on Saturday and Aqualand in Köln on Sunday before heading to Brussels for the late flight back. His Christmas presents are always decent for me

I've only watched it a few times but I've got to admit, it is a great show and well put together. The likes of Clyde don't get much air time but with this show more focused towards the non auld firm and lower leagues it's a great watch.

Ah pish . Was hoping the Borussia game would be on the Saturday as by that point only 2 home games were Saturday. Plus no EL that week and it only being against Mainz, surely that wouldn't be a TV effort. Hopefully it'll be soon, tempted in taking the gamble seeing as the flights are only 50quid all in for me and my son.

@German Jag any idea when the new year fixtures will be released mate? Got a set of flights ready to book for the last weekend if January, they're cheap as f**k so I'm desperate to book

Just got sent this from a mate, a "screenshot" from Jupp Heynckes phone

Absolutely no danger Rose is leaving Borussia. Atleast I hope not Would put my mortgage on this.

Is it me or does Joel look like a character from The Simpsons?

I think I remember that one as well, think we might have had this scenario twice now. Think Irons daughter got involved when he was the Morton Manager.

Was it not David Irons daughter who is now on the BBC who logged on here as a Teenager to have a go at people who were slagging her auld man?

A Colleague of mine had a wee boy 2 months before my daugher was born and got an Ikkle Bubba v3, we copied him and got one as well and it was brilliant. Included the Car Seat and the Iso-Fix base. Service was excellent and I honestly can't fault the Pram, in fact we're still using it as a Stroller and the wee yin is 16 months now. Sure we paid £500 for the whole lot. Here's the website https://www.icklebubba.com/product-category/travel-systems/ Glasgow Pram Centre is decent if you want to pay 800 + for a Pram including Car Seat & Iso-fix. Waste of time to be honest.

Congratulations! Twins, double trouble! Cracking facility at the Bens these days, Frank is a top boy. Used to love playing at the old Tinto Park when I was a boy (I'm originally a Govan boy). Hope you, the wife and babies are well! Enjoy no sleep . My daughter is 16 months and only now sleeps throughout the night! But she's so cute and funny so that makes up for it

I only got £30 or something! Sure someone got over £400?

I seem to remember a poster bringing up a money making idea on some online bingo site. You put £10 deposit in and they upped it to 100 quid or something, then you just buy a shit tonne of bingo tickets. Some guys on here were cashing out over £200 if I remember right. Think it was a Falkirk fan who played for the P&B team that came out with his,,, Gaz I think. The same guy who discovered the 1p Ryanair flights. Had a few daytrips to London and Dublin with 4p coming out of my account!