Curmudgeon

It's pretty much guaranteed that she'll say that you never get the water without her prompting you. If you really cared you'd have the water sitting by the bedside, but no, it's always up her to make sure that it's done etc etc. I think you should have a decade's worth of falsified stats ready to swing the argument back in your favour.

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Does she have a favourite opening?

That's what the Jackson 5 would've looked like if Michael hadn't been taken from us.

The hotels you stay at must have remarkably broad-minded and tolerant receptionists/bar staff.

Batman would play dirty by getting his mate, Commissioner Gordon to investigate Superman's undocumented immigrant status. Failing to produce a birth certificate results in Superman being taken down to the border and dumped on the Mexican side. Superman, being a law abiding sort, accepts his fate and begins a new life bringing down the drug cartels. "Look up there. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Ay caramba! It's Supergringo." I can feel a pitch to Netflix coming on.

Well, that escalated slowly.

It appears to have a cock on its underside. Which is surprising as it's usually found in the driver's seat.

What about when describing poor quality Christmas crackers?

The right place for a Mickey Mouse manager.

Very nice. You can't beat Homs made cooking.

Calling cards of Mormons thread for this pish.

Donald Trump must be operating the on-screen score. Still nil nil.

That might explain the miraculous win.

I wouldn't want to be a passerby if he's trying to taser a criminal. I remember how inaccurate his shooting could be.

The clock is gubbed. It's actually gone backwards at some points. And not in a "Back to the Future" type way that might've helped qos.

Getting a phone alert that we've scored before seeing the penalty taken certainly calms the nerves and reduces any anxiety.

McCowan's good, but he's not quite good enough to play on both wings.

Have you just killed Obi Wan Kenobi?

How Ball got that gig when ginger pubes left I'll never know, should've been Sara Cox. They could have shared the presenting duties. Cox and Ball's Breakfast Show has a nice ring to it.

You should point out to him that Sevco is fake.

I don't know what Timmy the dug has seen in that boy's erse, but the intense concentration in his eyes is quite unsettling.

Unless I've misread previous posts he's been covering pizzas with mangoo for a while so it was inevitable.

Good luck to the large agriculturalist.