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  1. Curmudgeon
    Fairly conventional with ham, cheese, tomato and either pickle or mustard depending on notion at the time. Great thread, and a fitting way to celebrate piece in Europe.
  2. Curmudgeon
    You hoping that she'll show you her chouffe?
  3. Curmudgeon
    All their clothing shops had to shut back then as well. It just shows that history does repeat itself.
  4. Curmudgeon
    Why is your condensed milk wearing a smurf hat?
  5. Curmudgeon
    No one could knowingly destroy such a priceless piece of Art. If true, would be a cultural crime of the magnitude of the destruction of Palmyra by ISIS.
  6. Curmudgeon
    I think you mean backpedal.
  7. Curmudgeon
    I finally managed to get through on the phone to BT and cancelled BT Sports. I feel like I've completed one of the labours of Hercules.
  8. Curmudgeon
    He means you've to get round there with the black bin bags and cleaning products pronto.
  9. Curmudgeon
    Once you go black..
  10. Curmudgeon
    Daniel Day Lewis will be a guaranteed oscar winner in your biopic.
  11. Curmudgeon
    It's virtually impossible to take Bojo seriously during a crisis. It would be as if WW3 is ongoing and we're getting government updates from the war cabinet from Bob Carolgees.
  12. Curmudgeon
    Throbber might do you a roast leg of fox if you ask him nicely. Potentially with Rosemary, if he can persuade/kidnap her.
  13. Curmudgeon
    Welshblairn
  14. Curmudgeon
    This is typical Scotland. An unwanted infection started with a Dundonian pump.
  15. Curmudgeon
    He is in the seemingly impossible position of having too much and not enough hair at the same time.
  16. Curmudgeon
    Yes, statistically boxing is much safer.
  17. Curmudgeon
    Limey mule anus lark
  18. Curmudgeon
    Yes, tell them that there's only a strong stench of piss instead.
  19. Curmudgeon
    How big is your left foot!?
  20. Curmudgeon
    No wonder you were invited to the full day when it was someone so close to you that was getting hitched.
  21. Curmudgeon
    Excellent post. I give it 9.99 out of 10.
  22. Curmudgeon
    I wish I'd spotted that first. Dammit, I'm mad!
  23. Curmudgeon
    What a rotten c**t.
  24. Curmudgeon
    I'd just like to highlight how important commas are.
  25. Curmudgeon
    A hare dryer would've done the trick there.
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