jock_the_squak
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5 minutes ago, Jeremiah Cole said:
One of my mates lives next to 2 nurses in Paisley who work in intensive care
They were both off at the weekend
They’ve only got 1 person in intensive care in Paisley with coronavirus.
He’s 86, just had a hip replacement and was in intensive care anyway
Any photies of aforementioned nurses?
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3 minutes ago, ropy said:
Ref had it in for Nijholt, let him away with nothing
There was some cracking tackles going it from both sets of players
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That's made my weekend. Just about in tears at the end of that. What a fkin day that was and what a night as well.
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5 hours ago, Brother Blades said:
Pics or gtf.
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An ex g/f of 20 odd years has started messaging me in the the last week or so. She's recently split up with her man and says she just needs a friend and someone to speak to and that I'd always been a nice guy when we were together. I'd been friends with her on FB for a few years before this starting so I know what she looks like now compared to back then.
Fk knows where its going. I'm married and she knows that. My wife is a fkin ignorant cow though
BTW she's a nurse
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Anyway joined the Rock the Lock Down page on Facebook? It was like Tinder the other
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17 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said:
Yes!! Normal service has resumed
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17 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said:
She must have a fanny like a washed wallet.
I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace"
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21 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:
Even if we are flattening the covid curve, the rise in bell-ends from our office using the reply all function unnecessarily will result in a huge number of deaths once lockdown is over.
We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out
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5 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:
Off for three weeks, cant work from home so will be exercising in the garage, doing odd jobs and wee walks.
Going to try some online courses.
Is anyone actually properly working from home? Like 9-5?Today I did 7.30 to 12.30. Stopped, had lunch, went to Asda then went for a walk round Strathy Park. Then did another hour from 4.30 to 5.30 preparing stuff for a colleague to work on tomorrow.
Its slow as fk accessing the work network drives through the VPN
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Any more nurse pictures? (asking for friend...)
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47 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:
We're all at home due to Covid-19 and could do with something to read, so...
LOL!!!
I'll save that for week 2
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1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said:
One thing we can all be sure of is that she wasn't...
That's another story
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Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her
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Hibs because my dad was a Hibee
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8 minutes ago, Merkland Red said:
With the schools being off it's going to be insane.
My wife will likely be redeployed once the schools close. I'll have three kids under 7 to look after as grandparents are either over 65 or NHS staff. Some toll it'll put on folk.
It will be a madhouse.
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4 minutes ago, Merkland Red said:
Our local IT is one of my neighbours. Told me our work are monitoring who regularly goes inactive on Skype
We are similar. The times you are logged in on Skype for Business will be compared against hours booked on weekly timesheets. Also warned about streaming music/movies through the work computer while its sitting in my house
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1 hour ago, NotThePars said:
What’s your dystopian/ pandemic movie of choice? I’m thinking Children of Men
The Cassandra Crossing
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My 1st car. Cost me £300 back in 1986
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Working from home as from tomorrow. Got to take my desktop PC and 2 big 24" screen home
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5 minutes ago, BawWatchin said:
That's fine bud. I've got the time. Will 3 months be long enough?
Until June last year I was working over in Rotterdam for a large multi-national engineering company unfortunately due to family events and circumstances (dad died, mum hd dementia and has had to go into care) I had to come back to Scotland> i was out of work for a few weeks and the job with an engineering company in Falkirk was the 1st one that came along. Planning to go back to the NL later this year (if I survive the Covid-19 pandemic)
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14 minutes ago, BawWatchin said:
You choose to work in Falkirk?
It's a long story
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Just been along Falkirk High Street as I had to get something in Wilko and the old dears of Falkirk must have the "it'll never happen to me" attitude as the the street was thronged with them
Before anyone asks, I work in Falkirk, I'm not here by choice
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3rd December
Ozzy Osbourne
Eamonn Holmes
Daryl Hannah
David Villa
Brendan Fraser (same age as me)
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Coronavirus (COVID-19)
in The General Nonsense Forum
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She can give me a bed bath any day of the week