Manifesto
-
Posts
251 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Store
Posts posted by Manifesto
-
-
1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
Why has time of year been allowed to be an issue? It's either a pandemic or it isnt.
Winter etc in this hemisphere.
It's a flu virus.
0 -
Darren, in the bedroom, with the Will....
1 -
The Stars in alignment is kinda cool just now.
0 -
3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Scousers delivering drugs from what I read in the Inverness courier.
Aye, the young fla's are raging at the moment.
Lot of coke busts up here just now, politzi are going for it.
0 -
3 minutes ago, Bob Mahelp said:
How do you shut the border between Scotland and England ?
I'll give you an example. My son lives in London. He recently, through no fault of his own, lost his job and his rented accomodation.
He's booked on a train to come back up to Scotland on Monday and spend Christmas with us.
Are we going to cancel that because the government out of nowhere give 7 hours notice of not being able to travel, and make him stay in London where he has absolutely no place to live ?
Are we f*ck. He'll come up on the 12.00 on Monday from Kings Cross and the 'restrictions' can get tae f**k. He'll wear a mask the whole way, stay away from everybody, and be collected by car from the station when he arrives.
This isn't wartime. They can't destroy lives to protect a tiny amount of people who may/may not be harmed by this virus.
Your own fault for having a wean that wants to be in the Shire.
Hope he gets knocked back.
0 -
Just now, Gaz said:
Don't be daft. Parents have been getting told for months that schools are safe. You can't just change that with less than two days' notice.
No, but if they were dumb enough to believe that, then they shouldn't breed.
I still think having weans should be means tested.
Would solve a lot of problems.
-5 -
5 minutes ago, Detournement said:
Crankie just said it as well.
No idea if it's true but that's the claim.
Well stop saying shit if you don't know.
You'll never get elected that way.
Oh. Wait.
0 -
1 minute ago, Gaz said:
How do you propose hundreds of thousands of parents arrange emergency childcare with 36 hours notice?
Parents should have thought of that.....
0 -
"Cross-border travel will no longer be permitted"
0 -
2 minutes ago, Detournement said:
So how long until we get hit with the line that mutations mean the vaccines don't work?
I'll say the end of March.
There was thousands of mutations detected last March.
Because they are mutations, it's a 2 second job to tweak the vaccine.
Vaccine might still end up shite, but they can tweak it for certain.
-2 -
30 minutes ago, Detournement said:
The new strain is 70% more transmittable than classic Covid. Herd immunity is back on the table!
70% ?
Is it? Is it really?
Pish. You're quoting Boris as fact ffs.
0 -
Anyhoo. Guinness is a *** drink.
Arfur called it a Protestant Porter (plus he set up the Ludge in Dublin).
.jpeg.6a2cc1415d0b4d73320d4e58006a9e8f.jpeg)
0 -
9 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:
Naah...
Guinness from a can with a widget is pretty close to a decently pulled pint in a pub.
Disagree.
Plus when do you get a decently poured pint?
It's gotten worse since the extra cold shite got pushed, the 'Art' of pulling pints was lost @ 2000, earlier in the Central belt.
0 -
Widgets are shite.
Guinness is best from a bottle, not a can ffs.
1 -
Just now, Gaz said:
Looking forward to see the electorate remembering the sheer incompetence of this Government at the next General Election.
CON: +4
If Indy is achieved, then the Tories will rule the Shire till Doomsday.
0 -
4 minutes ago, Marshmallo said:
Yip. They've shat it re Christmas Day so it's yet another halfway house.
The public won't obey these measures.
Correctamundo.
Certain measures would have in the main been adhered to. But changing the goalposts twice a week for months, has led to a can't give a f**k anymore.
England is shafted, we should just close the Border right now.
0 -
2 hours ago, Big Rider said:
I pulled up behind make up woman and peeped the horn . She finished putting on her slap, fucked about with her seatbelt then trundled away.
Things I learned today, the bit about putting on her slap re makeup, leaked into the English language from Polari , the made up gay language.
Twas mentioned on R4 on my way to work today.
0 -
2 hours ago, The_Craig said:
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
2020 was some year, been hanging in and around the top 10.
Cue not a single hit in 21.
It's terrible.
I normally go for young and at deaths door.
* Over the last decade I probably have 80% of my points by May.
Now, in the Covid Era, I'm thinking 10/15 isn't going to be enough if I just go for folk that are going to die.
People that include the English Queen and her Swiss hubby are idiots tho.
0 -
29 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said:
I assume we are sharing the sarcasm here.
Nope.
I'm well renowned for being a straight laced cunto.
0 -
2 minutes ago, virginton said:
You can't debate with hard, geological fact.
I look out at the boundary every day: it's what produces the Clyde Riviera's magnificent, fjord-like landscapes. By virtue of being on the south side, we are in the correct side of that dividing line as well.
.
Nice try cunto, you're in the mix.
Same sort of thing as if you guessed 3 out of 4 grandparents. But. Greenock. You're used to that
0 -
1 minute ago, Perkin Flump said:
Shite League though, my 9 year old cousin would have scored a hat trick.
FIFA player of the Year who's about 40, far higher standard than the Shire, 16 y/o who scored a thunderbolt.
Aye.
0 -
18 minutes ago, virginton said:
The Highland fault line ends at the Mounth so even by the standard teuchter on teuchter demarcation, Aberdeen is still in the Highlands.
Debatable.
Well no it's not. Aberdeen isn't in the Highlands ffs. East Coast no righters.
Greenock is meant to be parted in some definitions.
You a Lowland Riviera or Highland Riveria kinda guy?
-1 -
The look on the face of Dortmund's 16 year old wean standing in for Halland, as he smashes his first goal in.
Peach.
0 -
39 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
Its North of Dumbarton and further east than Cumbernauld. Its a highland teuchtary place with non league teams playing in the Highland League.
Campbeltown is in the Highlands, Aberdeen is not.
It isn't a North/South thing, only a mbelter would think otherwise.
-1
.jpeg.6a2cc1415d0b4d73320d4e58006a9e8f.jpeg)
Coronavirus (COVID-19)
in The General Nonsense Forum
Posted
Only if you're a space cadet, that wouldn't change re virus situation.