[Quick Question Thread]

6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

I regularly handle a number of slags. I’m fact today, I’m going to be showing some parents and their kids pictures of slags. I regularly have folk phoning me up to ask questions about slags. Love a good slag.

ETA I can get lots of different slags for free. I’ve even got some in my shed.

Melanius?!?!! Wash yo mouth out. Yo in so much trouble when you get home. Mama gunna whop yo ass!!! 
 

 

[Infuriating Things Your Partner Does]

Fucking gowpin. Useless mushroom eating twat. Hope he soiled his green troosers. I’ll no be cleaning them. c**t. 

[Infuriating Things Your Partner Does]

That fucking Manky b*****d dropped a massive toaley in the bog the day. c**t.