Weird Fishes

In fairness, the ref will probably buy it. Poor Jordan gets punished for his size week in, week out.

He looks brilliant. Even just the way he carries the ball out of the defence. Not had a centre half as good as him on the ball in years, IMO.

Would really like to see a midfield 3 of Randall, Allardice and Nisbet today. Brown and Harmon beside them too. It’ll also be interesting to see who starts alongside Hale up top.

How many pies have been sold in the away end?

I don’t think our record really gives us a fair reflection of our points tally. Our sheets are as dirty as Katie Price’s chest - so I suspect we’ll throw a couple in as normal. Hale will score a worldie though. Have to start picking up points at home. 2-2.