Florentine_Pogen

That is not in doubt. What really rips my knitting is how Dross gets away with being woefully unprepared/devoid of policy/an empty husk of a man, yet these f*cking androids in Moray keep voting for the c*nt.

I hope you're not suggesting that tomorrow's strapline in the Torygraph/Heil/Express will be :- "Priti Removes Illegal Horde From Sturgeon Heartland".

F*ck the Home Office indeed..... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/13/cruel-paranoid-failing-priti-patel-inside-the-home-office?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/13/glasgow-residents-surround-and-block-immigration-van-from-leaving-street?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

^^^^Is Davidson genuinely doing something to earn her £323/day (plus expenses, natch)?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/13/eu-citizens-arriving-in-uk-being-locked-up-and-expelled?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other EU citizens being locked up and expelled. A Czech woman arrives from Prague, spends a couple of days in a detention centre and is then deported........ to Mexico. WTF?

Isn't that The Truth.?

I lost count of the number of references although I did guess that there would be a Reservoir Dogs homage at some point.

Assuming you have a full complement of male genitalia, the above statement is correct.

Incorrect. Batley and Spen was a cartoon show from the 70's produced by the BBC to compete directly with Hanna Barbara's "Dastardly and Muttley".

MUSSUS BUNFIELD.!!!!!!

^^^That's an Identikit job, shoorely.

.... maybe so but there's passion there too.

Try removing the chastity lock. I find this helps.

Back in t'day when ah were a lad.............. My very first introduction to curries was a Vesta dehydrated job with 'boil in a bag' rice. This would probably have been around 1971 and when my old man told me that this was the kind of food that astronauts ate in space, I thought it was as cool as feck. Shite curry though.

"If I am ever asked,” Boris Johnson once wrote of ID cards, “on the streets of London, or in any other venue, public or private, to produce my ID card as evidence that I am who I say I am, when I have done nothing wrong and am simply ambling along and breathing God’s fresh air like any other freeborn Englishman, then I will take that card out of my wallet and physically eat it in the presence of whatever emanation of the state has demanded I produce it.” https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/may/11/johnson-civil-libertarian-voter-id-card-fraud-tories?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Massive drop in standards between Capital City and the Fife Pine Barrens.

The actual point of you and the phrase "when I was younger" is so that annoying feckers like me can then add "so much younger than today". HTH.

Haud the f*ckin' bus...........a cheese eating surrender monkey who puts pineapple on his pizza is calling out users of sciceaux as being nonces ?? I would suggest, sir, that the greater societal crime rests firmly on your shoulders.

Bring back Milky Gem.

Hasn't he already tried that experiment on Mrs. Shandon-Par-Abby-Normal-Rasputin's leg ?

"Happy Birthday !" Seven dead. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/09/colorado-springs-shooting-birthday-party

So Mrs. Mathematics is also into bigamy ?

Eh, naw. I take it you are not to be trusted with a Stanley knife ?

A pair of good wallpaper scissors are perfect for cutting up pizza. This is the method used at Pogen Towers. I would add that said implement was bought specifically for pizza cutting. Never been near an £800 roll of wallpaper.

Ooh, a Horatio Hornblower fan boy.